The Gare and Elin Translate It Out: keikaku means plan

[Jackhammer]

My first fap was to a porn VHS iirc.

Mine was a ''What The Butler Saw '' Drop Card Machine. Ask Sprung, he'll know what I mean.

[gezegond]

You remember what you fist fapped to?

[gezegond]

ZOMG already six views. Yappari putting the link on a talk page boosts the views.

[Gypsy]

You remember what you fist fapped to?

You never forget your first...

[Drageuth]

ZOMG already six views. Yappari putting the link on a talk page boosts the views.

I'm going to report this post for blogspamming.

[Gare]

You never forget your first...

Mine was some late-night sex hotline commercial on a German channel...

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I don't even know what to say here to save at least a shred of my dignity.

[Gypsy]

Mine was some late-night sex hotline commercial on a German channel...

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I don't even know what to say here to save at least a shred of my dignity.

I mean, I've heard worse.

[Drageuth]

Mine was some late-night sex hotline commercial on a German channel...

...

I don't even know what to say here to save at least a shred of my dignity.

I mean, I've heard worse.

Mine was to fuzzy softcore cable porn. We didn't get the channel, but we got the channel before it, so you could actually make out what was happening, but it was all grayscale and had that white noise buzz in the background.

Also, softcore porn, so basically all it showed were tits. That's about it.

[Gypsy]

Mine was to fuzzy softcore cable porn. We didn't get the channel, but we got the channel before it, so you could actually make out what was happening, but it was all grayscale and had that white noise buzz in the background.

Also, softcore porn, so basically all it showed were tits. That's about it.

This is every Canadian's first fap. Seriously.

[Gare]

I mean, I've heard worse.

I probably don't want to know.

[gezegond]

I remember the first porn I watched, but I didn't fap to it.

I had gotten some nude pics from teh internetz before watching my fisrt porn so it wasn't that interesting.

I don't remember what I first fapped to. Probably my own imagination or some girl I saw in the streets or something.

[Gare]

I think if I went back in time and showed some Aletta to my 14-year-old self his mind would explode.

[Gare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVxHCDnN8yE

First 5 seconds of the video are priceless. Gotta love RE fanservice.

[Gypsy]

I probably don't want to know.

Probably not.

I don't remember what I first fapped to. Probably my own imagination or some girl I saw in the streets or something.

Weirdo.

I forgot to mention the VHS was foreign. Pretty sure it was Brazilian so it was probably transvestites (except, I don't think it actually was but LOL Brazil).

[Jazzmarazz]

I walked a lot today and did not enjoy it.