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    I once raised a cat which was hit by a car and nursed him back to health only for him to do it again. There was no nursing after the second indecent.
    I only cried when he bit my penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    I only cried when he bit my penis.
    It's dogs that like peanut butter Jazz, dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    I once raised a cat which was hit by a car and nursed him back to health only for him to do it again. There was no nursing after the second indecent.
    I only cried when he bit my penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    I once raised a cat which was hit by a car and nursed him back to health only for him to do it again. There was no nursing after the second indecent.
    I only cried when he bit my penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Varun Highwind View Post
    I feel bad for you Shane
    Who doesn't?
    Let's see...
    By the looks of things, almost half of Emuparadise regulars...

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    Damn you guys are harsh.
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    Sorry to hear about your cat, Shane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    I once raised a cat which was hit by a car and nursed him back to health only for him to do it again. There was no nursing after the second indecent.
    I only cried when he bit my penis.
    By "second indecent" are you referring to exposing yourself to your cat?


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    hi Shane! it's ryuuou-tan from the cavestory forums.

    I'm so sorry about your cat... seriously... ;_______________;

    and as for you guys...

    omg, did I just hear that crying is for women? no. I am a woman, but I still agree that men have a right to cry too. and I really hate how someone here said that cats are just pets, not family members. if I had a cat, I don't think of them as my pets. I think of them as my family members. you are supposed to love, and nourish cats just like any other family member. and you lot are showing no respect for such a tragic event. seriously, are you lot heartless? oooomg "my cat was killed by a drunk maniac omg that's stupid who cares about the cat loololololol its out of my life for good im so happy" that sounds like what you're thinking. it's totally funny. you are a bunch of sick snobs that are full of themselves. expect people not to care when YOU die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YumemiOkazaki-sama View Post
    hi Shane! it's ryuuou-tan from the cavestory forums.

    I'm so sorry about your cat... seriously... ;_______________;

    and as for you guys...

    omg, did I just hear that crying is for women? no. I am a woman, but I still agree that men have a right to cry too. and I really hate how someone here said that cats are just pets, not family members. if I had a cat, I don't think of them as my pets. I think of them as my family members. you are supposed to love, and nourish cats just like any other family member. and you lot are showing no respect for such a tragic event. seriously, are you lot heartless? oooomg "my cat was killed by a drunk maniac omg that's stupid who cares about the cat loololololol its out of my life for good im so happy" that sounds like what you're thinking. it's totally funny. you are a bunch of sick snobs that are full of themselves. expect people not to care when YOU die.
    Wow. You are like sooooo supportive to Shane. Let's menstruate together and share a box of tissue while we cry about our penis envy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by skullpoker View Post
    By "second indecent" are you referring to exposing yourself to your cat?
    No, he got himself mushed again.
    Quote Originally Posted by YumemiOkazaki-sama View Post
    hi Shane! it's ryuuou-tan from the cavestory forums.

    I'm so sorry about your cat... seriously... ;_______________;

    and as for you guys...

    omg, did I just hear that crying is for women? no. I am a woman, but I still agree that men have a right to cry too. and I really hate how someone here said that cats are just pets, not family members. if I had a cat, I don't think of them as my pets. I think of them as my family members. you are supposed to love, and nourish cats just like any other family member. and you lot are showing no respect for such a tragic event. seriously, are you lot heartless? oooomg "my cat was killed by a drunk maniac omg that's stupid who cares about the cat loololololol its out of my life for good im so happy" that sounds like what you're thinking. it's totally funny. you are a bunch of sick snobs that are full of themselves. expect people not to care when YOU die.
    Are we all heartless....no.
    Are we all full of Shane's whiny bullshit...yes.
    Is it smart to use your maiden post as a hit against the community....you decide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    No, he got himself mushed again.
    Incident = occurrence
    Indecent = a socially inappropriate lack of clothing, or how your cat bit your penis.


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    Life is good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stark View Post
    Life is good
    Too soon bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YumemiOkazaki-sama View Post
    hi Shane! it's ryuuou-tan from the cavestory forums.

    I'm so sorry about your cat... seriously... ;_______________;

    and as for you guys...

    omg, did I just hear that crying is for women? no. I am a woman, but I still agree that men have a right to cry too. and I really hate how someone here said that cats are just pets, not family members. if I had a cat, I don't think of them as my pets. I think of them as my family members. you are supposed to love, and nourish cats just like any other family member. and you lot are showing no respect for such a tragic event. seriously, are you lot heartless? oooomg "my cat was killed by a drunk maniac omg that's stupid who cares about the cat loololololol its out of my life for good im so happy" that sounds like what you're thinking. it's totally funny. you are a bunch of sick snobs that are full of themselves. expect people not to care when YOU die.


    Goddamn I love being a troll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YumemiOkazaki-sama View Post
    hi Shane! it's ryuuou-tan from the cavestory forums.

    I'm so sorry about your cat... seriously... ;_______________;

    and as for you guys...

    omg, did I just hear that crying is for women? no. I am a woman, but I still agree that men have a right to cry too. and I really hate how someone here said that cats are just pets, not family members. if I had a cat, I don't think of them as my pets. I think of them as my family members. you are supposed to love, and nourish cats just like any other family member. and you lot are showing no respect for such a tragic event. seriously, are you lot heartless? oooomg "my cat was killed by a drunk maniac omg that's stupid who cares about the cat loololololol its out of my life for good im so happy" that sounds like what you're thinking. it's totally funny. you are a bunch of sick snobs that are full of themselves. expect people not to care when YOU die.
    Oh my god not another one

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