The Emo Homo Out: Ding Dong Laceration Requests

[Jazzmarazz]

I once raised a cat which was hit by a car and nursed him back to health only for him to do it again. There was no nursing after the second indecent.
I only cried when he bit my penis.

[Wyrm]

I only cried when he bit my penis.

It's dogs that like peanut butter Jazz, dogs.

[Zaladane]

I once raised a cat which was hit by a car and nursed him back to health only for him to do it again. There was no nursing after the second indecent.
I only cried when he bit my penis.

[Ace Ventura]

I once raised a cat which was hit by a car and nursed him back to health only for him to do it again. There was no nursing after the second indecent.
I only cried when he bit my penis.

[Shane]

I feel bad for you Shane

Who doesn't?
Let's see...
By the looks of things, almost half of Emuparadise regulars...

Damn you guys are harsh.

Several other people from other fora agree...

Sorry to hear about your cat, Shane.

Thanks...

[skullpoker]

I once raised a cat which was hit by a car and nursed him back to health only for him to do it again. There was no nursing after the second indecent.
I only cried when he bit my penis.

By "second indecent" are you referring to exposing yourself to your cat?

[YumemiOkazaki-sama]

hi Shane! it's ryuuou-tan from the cavestory forums.

I'm so sorry about your cat... seriously... ;_______________;

and as for you guys...

omg, did I just hear that crying is for women? no. I am a woman, but I still agree that men have a right to cry too. and I really hate how someone here said that cats are just pets, not family members. if I had a cat, I don't think of them as my pets. I think of them as my family members. you are supposed to love, and nourish cats just like any other family member. and you lot are showing no respect for such a tragic event. seriously, are you lot heartless? oooomg "my cat was killed by a drunk maniac omg that's stupid who cares about the cat loololololol its out of my life for good im so happy" that sounds like what you're thinking. it's totally funny. you are a bunch of sick snobs that are full of themselves. expect people not to care when YOU die.

[skullpoker]

hi Shane! it's ryuuou-tan from the cavestory forums.

I'm so sorry about your cat... seriously... ;_______________;

and as for you guys...

omg, did I just hear that crying is for women? no. I am a woman, but I still agree that men have a right to cry too. and I really hate how someone here said that cats are just pets, not family members. if I had a cat, I don't think of them as my pets. I think of them as my family members. you are supposed to love, and nourish cats just like any other family member. and you lot are showing no respect for such a tragic event. seriously, are you lot heartless? oooomg "my cat was killed by a drunk maniac omg that's stupid who cares about the cat loololololol its out of my life for good im so happy" that sounds like what you're thinking. it's totally funny. you are a bunch of sick snobs that are full of themselves. expect people not to care when YOU die.

Wow. You are like sooooo supportive to Shane. Let's menstruate together and share a box of tissue while we cry about our penis envy.

[Jazzmarazz]

By "second indecent" are you referring to exposing yourself to your cat?

No, he got himself mushed again.

hi Shane! it's ryuuou-tan from the cavestory forums.

I'm so sorry about your cat... seriously... ;_______________;

and as for you guys...

omg, did I just hear that crying is for women? no. I am a woman, but I still agree that men have a right to cry too. and I really hate how someone here said that cats are just pets, not family members. if I had a cat, I don't think of them as my pets. I think of them as my family members. you are supposed to love, and nourish cats just like any other family member. and you lot are showing no respect for such a tragic event. seriously, are you lot heartless? oooomg "my cat was killed by a drunk maniac omg that's stupid who cares about the cat loololololol its out of my life for good im so happy" that sounds like what you're thinking. it's totally funny. you are a bunch of sick snobs that are full of themselves. expect people not to care when YOU die.

Are we all heartless....no.
Are we all full of Shane's whiny bullshit...yes.
Is it smart to use your maiden post as a hit against the community....you decide.

[skullpoker]

No, he got himself mushed again.

Incident = occurrence
Indecent = a socially inappropriate lack of clothing, or how your cat bit your penis.

[Stark]

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[Stark]

Life is good

[Jazzmarazz]

Life is good

Too soon bro.

[Wyrm]

hi Shane! it's ryuuou-tan from the cavestory forums.

I'm so sorry about your cat... seriously... ;_______________;

and as for you guys...

omg, did I just hear that crying is for women? no. I am a woman, but I still agree that men have a right to cry too. and I really hate how someone here said that cats are just pets, not family members. if I had a cat, I don't think of them as my pets. I think of them as my family members. you are supposed to love, and nourish cats just like any other family member. and you lot are showing no respect for such a tragic event. seriously, are you lot heartless? oooomg "my cat was killed by a drunk maniac omg that's stupid who cares about the cat loololololol its out of my life for good im so happy" that sounds like what you're thinking. it's totally funny. you are a bunch of sick snobs that are full of themselves. expect people not to care when YOU die.

Goddamn I love being a troll.

[Zaladane]

hi Shane! it's ryuuou-tan from the cavestory forums.

I'm so sorry about your cat... seriously... ;_______________;

and as for you guys...

omg, did I just hear that crying is for women? no. I am a woman, but I still agree that men have a right to cry too. and I really hate how someone here said that cats are just pets, not family members. if I had a cat, I don't think of them as my pets. I think of them as my family members. you are supposed to love, and nourish cats just like any other family member. and you lot are showing no respect for such a tragic event. seriously, are you lot heartless? oooomg "my cat was killed by a drunk maniac omg that's stupid who cares about the cat loololololol its out of my life for good im so happy" that sounds like what you're thinking. it's totally funny. you are a bunch of sick snobs that are full of themselves. expect people not to care when YOU die.

Oh my god not another one