Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

as it should, it is known for being disgusting

Close enough, then.

Your birthday's somewhere in October, right, sir / doctor?


In other words, all laws for all countries in the world will be the same?

- April, actually.
- And yes. The world will only HAVE one government. Mine.

Strawberry cheesecake is delicious.
1. What do you like most about your job, and what do you like least about it?
2. aww. You don't get presents. That's sad, everyone deserves to get a gift.

1 - Everything except being defeated. Guess what I like least.
2 - Perhaps, but I suppose most people decided "no, you don't deserve gifts, you're trying to take over the world." People are weird that way.

[Iamerror]

Well, most people are jerks anyway.
1. What do you think your games would've been like if they were made by Nintendo instead of Sega?
2. I've noticed that the Sonic games are easy to glitch, was that your doing? Kidding.
3.When in April is your birthday?
4.Have you tried a Cheesecake factory cheesecake?yum.

[Shane]

1. How many allies would you need to take on Sonic and win, provided there's somebody who could (somehow) be as fast as Sonic, if not even faster?

2. I don't remember if it has been asked/answered, but would teleportation be helpful in stopping the hedgehog?

3. Have you ever thought of plotting a scheme and executing it on 1 April?

4. Do your robots dream of destroying/paralyzing/petrifying/otherwise incapacitating/defeat Sonic?

[luffy4]

what do you think of the tags for this thread?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Well, most people are jerks anyway.
1. What do you think your games would've been like if they were made by Nintendo instead of Sega?
2. I've noticed that the Sonic games are easy to glitch, was that your doing? Kidding.
3.When in April is your birthday?
4.Have you tried a Cheesecake factory cheesecake?yum.

Yes. Yes they are.

1 - I couldn't say. Storywise they'd be similar, given that they recount true events. Gameplay-wise... Possibly a different style of platforming, but otherwise, I couldn't say.
2 - No, that really is just shoddy design in some of the newer games. At the same time though, they'd just taken a new graphics engine into use for many of 'em, so I'll let some of the isues slide.
3 - The third.
4 - Nope. Might have to, at one point.

1. How many allies would you need to take on Sonic and win, provided there's somebody who could (somehow) be as fast as Sonic, if not even faster?

2. I don't remember if it has been asked/answered, but would teleportation be helpful in stopping the hedgehog?

3. Have you ever thought of plotting a scheme and executing it on 1 April?

4. Do your robots dream of destroying/paralyzing/petrifying/otherwise incapacitating/defeat Sonic?

1 - Who knows. Sonic has his own friends to call on in times of need, after all. I think I'd rather do this myself. If the God of Destruction can't stop Sonic alongside me, I've little faith in other allies. Plus, working together with Shadow and Rouge was a monumental failure. Should've left Shadow, especially, on ice.
2 - Might be if it could be harnessed for fast-paced teleportation. Sadly, those technologies are impossible, even for me. Magical teleportation is another matter, but as you might've noticed, I'm no archmage.
3 - Occasionally. Then I realised that people will not expect april fools gags out of ME and take it seriously anyway.
4 - I couldn't say. Those with AI advanced enough to be able to dream are perfectly able to come up with their own dreams. That's their business. I treat my robots with respect, and they tend to return the favour. With a few notable exceptions.

what do you think of the tags for this thread?

Some of them make sense, some of them I agree with, some worry the hell out of me (Primarily 'Sonic weds Robotnik'), and some just make no sense whatsoever.

'dachshund'? What?

[luffy4]

what do you think of the following characters?

Spoiler warning:

what if i told you, those are men?

[treos]

i return again with a tough question to answer (currently at least): how long do you thing it'll be until this is the longest thread in this sub-forum?

and 1 that comes from curiosity: whats your opinion of television in general, like, dislike, other? i often find myself loathing it as all i ever see on tv is mindless drivel and/or the pure essence of human stupidity.

oh how i hate hate HATE you "In Session" (court series). how can anyone care THAT much about 1 trial when the exact same thing amongst countless other crimes happens daily all across this planet? it is unbelievably STUPID imo (sorry, needed to vent)

edit: @luffy4: it weirds me out just thinking about it but given what i know of the world... that is a distinct possibility.

[Shane]

1: Which of the tags do you agree with?
2: Which video games do you consider to be the worst video games ever, that have nothing to do with that annoyingly blue hedgehog?
3: Has Sonic helped you by accident (or forcefully) recently? I remember you mentioning something of teaming up very rarely, but that could just be my memory being faulty.
4: Who is your favourite character of the Sonic-related franchise, excluding yourself and your robotic minions?
5: Has either of you or Sonic ever breathed fire somehow?
6: Have you ever fainted?

EDIT:

Specially "robotnik loves sonic" & "sonic weds robotnik"??

Was that you?
'Sides, those are the tags that worry Robotnik.

[Warrior]

OK this has been nagging me for awhile, Is that a Wicked Mustache or some Outrageous Nose Hair?

[Varun Highwind]

1: Which of the tags do you agree with?

Specially "robotnik loves sonic" & "sonic weds robotnik"??

OK this has been nagging me for awhile, Is that a Wicked Mustache or some Outrageous Nose Hair?

Trying to piss him off again??

[skullpoker]

Have you considered hiring the cast of Super Smash Bros. Brawl? I hear Sonic regularly gets trounced by them.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

An actual large post again, this has been a while.

what do you think of the following characters?

Spoiler warning:

what if i told you, those are men?

- I think you're about as subtle as you always have been.
- I'd think "well rebuilt."

i return again with a tough question to answer (currently at least): how long do you thing it'll be until this is the longest thread in this sub-forum?

and 1 that comes from curiosity: whats your opinion of television in general, like, dislike, other? i often find myself loathing it as all i ever see on tv is mindless drivel and/or the pure essence of human stupidity.

oh how i hate hate HATE you "In Session" (court series). how can anyone care THAT much about 1 trial when the exact same thing amongst countless other crimes happens daily all across this planet? it is unbelievably STUPID imo (sorry, needed to vent)

edit: @luffy4: it weirds me out just thinking about it but given what i know of the world... that is a distinct possibility.

- At the pace this thread's going just now, and given the fact that there's a 1500-page count backwards thread - about 10 years or so.
- There's decent things on TV, but I always watch it elsewhere due to the horrendous commercials that blast through anything.
- Seriously, I understand the need to rant, I do it all the time, but would a little relation to... oh, I don't know, anything like common sense kill you?

1: Which of the tags do you agree with?
2: Which video games do you consider to be the worst video games ever, that have nothing to do with that annoyingly blue hedgehog?
3: Has Sonic helped you by accident (or forcefully) recently? I remember you mentioning something of teaming up very rarely, but that could just be my memory being faulty.
4: Who is your favourite character of the Sonic-related franchise, excluding yourself and your robotic minions?
5: Has either of you or Sonic ever breathed fire somehow?
6: Have you ever fainted?
EDIT:

Was that you?
'Sides, those are the tags that worry Robotnik.

1 - Let's see... 'Genius' 'Robotnik' 'Eggman' 'Weird' (for Robotnik and Eggman, also the similar ones, naturally)
2 - Difficult to say, there's a fair few to choose from. For games I have personally played, Final Fantasy XIII and Command & Conquer 4. Way to euthanise your own franchises, ladies.
3 - Not of late, no. It's been known to happen once or twice, but not lately.
4 - Who is my 'favourite' of Sonic's friends? Now there's a relative question. Tails, I suppose. He's a gifted inventor and mechanic, at least.
5 - What? No! What on earth gave rise to such a preposterous notion?
6 - Occasionally. More often, though, I get knocked unconscious. Not even I can sit through a mech exploding around me completely unscathed.

OK this has been nagging me for awhile, Is that a Wicked Mustache or some Outrageous Nose Hair?

This is going to nag me for a short while, but I'm almost certain you've already asked this.

Me and my mustache weren't amused then either.

Specially "robotnik loves sonic" & "sonic weds robotnik"??



Trying to piss him off again??

- I would remove those tags, but frankly, they'd reappear in seconds anyway. 'pingas' is another one of those that're impossible to remove.
- Possible.

Have you considered hiring the cast of Super Smash Bros. Brawl? I hear Sonic regularly gets trounced by them.

Only because those're games, and Sonic is designed to play by the rules in those. In reality, he's a lot faster, a lot tougher, and a lot less easy to take down.

Trust me on this one.

[Varun Highwind]

EDIT:

Was that you?
'Sides, those are the tags that worry Robotnik.

NO!!

[luffy4]

indeed, i was never fond of Subtlety.

now i have some ebay themed questions

why do experienced bidders still bid on an item before the last 10 seconds ?(snipe)
will you one day make it into Eggbay? or maybe Robaynik?
why do so many idiots use ebay?
what is the bet deal you have ever gotten?
have you ever gotten screwed?
do you plan revenge if so?

[treos]

sorry for the rant and not a question but i know of a ad that not even the Adblock Plus addon for firefox can stop: Ad Bots

reported one at armorgames earlier today due to blatantly obvious ad type comments on several games. if only there was a anti-ad bot...bot for games like diablo 2, path of exile has few bots that i've seen so far but given time thats bound to have some change for better or worse.

edit: and i'd have to agree with you on final fantasy XIII, i'm in the last section of the game after doing what no game should permit, forcing myself to play that chore of a game. last section and things are so OP vs my characters who are getting close to max power for that point that i still have a hard time winning any fight. and the missions...i'm just gonna say that compared to the mark hunting of XII, this is a joke with most missions reusing the exact same, unchanged, monsters in different locations.