The Emo Homo Out: Ding Dong Laceration Requests

[Ace Ventura]

I was always talkative, so I had no problems with approaching women.
I just have life priorities, plus I know dating is a real wallet biter.



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why God, Why?!?!?!

I know it's a wallet-biter too. But to me it's worth it. I grew up alone so it's nice to have someone to be with.

And I know. T_T Ah well. Time to move on and find another helpless victim...Er I mean, Girlfriend.

[Sheik]

Time to move on and find another helpless victim...Er I mean, Girlfriend.

[Ace Ventura]

[Sheik]

I needed that laugh.

[Ace Ventura]

I needed that laugh.

I needed a good laugh too.

[Iamerror]

[Sheik]

Cooking some turkey burgers...
Drool worthy.

[Sheras]

A conversation about being socially awkward? Oh plz let me join in



Oh wait.....

[Iamerror]

Think about what you just said, Sheras.

[Sheik]

A conversation about being socially awkward? Oh plz let me join in



Oh wait.....

Forgot you were the definition of socially awkward did you?

[Ace Ventura]

Lights are flickering in the house. Uh oh.

[Sheik]

Lights are flickering in the house. Uh oh.

Quick! Unplug everything but the computer and the internet

[Ace Ventura]

Quick! Unplug everything but the computer and the internet

It's snowing and freezing rain. So, that might be the problem here.

Oh wait. That's bad.

[Sheras]

Forgot you were the definition of socially awkward did you?

Hahaha, I don't think I could ever forget that, I've been on a downward slope for some time now

[Sheik]

It's snowing and freezing rain. So, that might be the problem here.

Oh wait. That's bad.

I'd crack out my handheld and wait the snow out.
Or take all the best blankets and wrap myself in them

Hahaha, I don't think I could ever forget that, I've been on a downward slope for some time now

You forget I had 3 months of no female interaction, I'm sure I'd have more problems