The Emo Homo Out: Ding Dong Laceration Requests

[Iamerror]

Poor guy. Getting up at 4 isn't pleasant.

[Sheik]

Poor guy. Getting up at 4 isn't pleasant.

Early bird catches the worm.
But really I just want to take a long shower, get prepared and have some breakfast before I go.
Now the initial 15 minutes is going to be hell

[Ace Ventura]

Oh man. I just realized how awkward of a person I am.

[Sheik]

Oh man. I just realized how awkward of a person I am.

I didn't know there was a scale to measure such a thing

[Ace Ventura]

I didn't know there was a scale to measure such a thing

I didn't know either. But now I do.

I just remembered when I was at work the other day this girl who I work with came up to me and asked: "Do you have a girlfriend?" Me: Hell no. Her: "So...You're gay?" Me: Shit...Not what I meant...

And yet she wonders why I don't have a girlfriend. Damn I'm awkward.

[Sheik]

I didn't know either. But now I do.

I just remembered when I was at work the other day this girl who I work with came up to me and asked: "Do you have a girlfriend?" Me: Hell no. Her: "So...You're gay?" Me: Shit...Not what I meant...

And yet she wonders why I don't have a girlfriend. Damn I'm awkward.

But I see why you said you're awkward.
I just want to know why her first response to the "Hell no." is "So...you're gay?"
That play gay trick must've been used on her more than once

[Ace Ventura]

But I see why you said you're awkward.
I just want to know why her first response to the "Hell no." is "So...you're gay?"
That play gay trick must've been used on her more than once

Maybe man. I wonder why that was her first response too...But damn. I even told her that I can't talk to women very well, and she agrees with me. Oh buddy.

[Sheik]

Maybe man. I wonder why that was her first response too...But damn. I even told her that I can't talk to women very well, and she agrees with me. Oh buddy.

Now you're in "The Friend Zone"
*Twilight Zone music plays*

[Ace Ventura]

Now you're in "The Friend Zone"
*Twilight Zone music plays*

Exactly what I was thinking.

[Iamerror]

Don't feel bad, Roxas. I'm awkward too. Whenever I talk to a guy they just look at me weird, with this "why are you talking to me" look on their face. And that's why I rarely talk to guys.

[Ace Ventura]

Don't feel bad, Roxas. I'm awkward too. Whenever I talk to a guy they just look at me weird, with this "why are you talking to me" look on their face. And that's why I rarely talk to guys.

I hate it!

[Sheik]

Exactly what I was thinking.

According to "experts" that is a zone you can never leave.
Now prove all those "experts" wrong

[Iamerror]

I hate it too. I don't know what to do about it either.

[Ace Ventura]

According to "experts" that is a zone you can never leave.
Now prove all those "experts" wrong

I already asked if she wants to go on a date sometime, just to see what she'd say, she said she likes me as a friend. The friend-zone has swallowed me in.

[Sheik]

I hate it too. I don't know what to do about it either.

I was always talkative, so I had no problems with approaching women.
I just have life priorities, plus I know dating is a real wallet biter.

I already asked if she wants to go on a date sometime, just to see what she'd say, she said she likes me as a friend. The friend-zone has swallowed me in.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why God, Why?!?!?!