The Hang: It's Officially Out

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Wait..how do you remove my award MINUTES after I log in!? No one is online! DRAG!???

Breathe...

[Jazzmarazz]

[GradyWilson]

what are some of you people doing awake?

Keep it DOWN, will ya? Too early for nonsense...havent even had my first cup of (Irish) coffee....

[Stark]

[Jazzmarazz]

Widdle baybee uBGA. Imma gunna learn 'bout yoo.

[brit]

Oh, I forgot to mention, Saturday, I had a customer that looked like Lena Headey when she smiled. It was fucking magical. Also, I met her because I needed to drill a cable line into her bedroom. She shows me to the bedroom... but forgot to put away her translucent dildo. It was an interesting job.

[GradyWilson]

Oh, I forgot to mention, Saturday, I had a customer that looked like Lena Headey when she smiled. It was fucking magical. Also, I met her because I needed to drill a cable line into her bedroom. She shows me to the bedroom... but forgot to put away her translucent dildo. It was an interesting job.

Smiling girl, drilling holes, the 'cable guy scenerio', the dildo, etc....I smell a mid-70s Ron Jeremy flick in the making!

"Are you here to DRILL the HOLE? Oh, that thing on the nightstand there? Thats my little FRIEND!"
( Heavy-bass disco music swells in the background.)

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

what are some of you people doing awake?

Keep it DOWN, will ya? Too early for nonsense...havent even had my first cup of (Irish) coffee....

I suppose you old folks need your rest.

[GradyWilson]

Brown sugared spiral ham!



(And feck OFF, Eggman....tsk tsk tsk...."old folks"... )

[brit]

Smiling girl, drilling holes, the 'cable guy scenerio', the dildo, etc....I smell a mid-70s Ron Jeremy flick in the making!

"Are you here to DRILL the HOLE? Oh, that thing on the nightstand there? Thats my little FRIEND!"
( Heavy-bass disco music swells in the background.)

You know, that would have been amazing if it went down that way. No, she was very professional and smiley and hung out in the kitchen while I was at work.

[Zaladane]

Go to bed at 2am and wake up at 7am. Damn.

[Varun Highwind]

Bollywood music sucks!!!!

[Zaladane]

I am fucking SOAKED!


However food has been aquired.

[Jazzmarazz]

Girlfriend pointed out that my MMO character was fat. I said it was the odd resolution...when in fact just a few minutes before I was under the impression that food restores stamina. After slamming loaf after loaf of bread in a tough battle....food does not restore stamina.....


I am fat.

[Nemkoon]