Mountain Dew? Ughhh..its sadly ironic that it is sought-after in certain parts of the world, I'd gladly offer it to my international friends/family, only I care for them too much to harm them with that toxic shit.
Bury it in fuckin drums, out in the desert...

Wish someone up north (Canada) was able to send me poutine from Tim Horton's, somehow...they'd never survive the trip, though.
The last time we spent time in Quebec, we got hassled at the border for having some Molson quarts that were apparently 'illegal alcohol content' in the States..ughhhh. (Admire Canada greatly, dont get me wrong; grew-up 20 mins from the border, this was just one BAD experience.)