GOOD MORNING!
*crickets chirping*
...
Well that sucks.
I hate crickets.
*checks watch*
Oh, it's already noon...
Well, g'day then!

WARNING:
This spoiler contains a potentially annoying piece of text.
Which also involves throwing stuff.
Spoiler warning:
I'm just trying to get myself in a good mood, but... no luck.
Also, it would appear that I can't even hit anything with my throwing skills.
So, why do I want to throw things?
I want to see how the neighbors' children feel when they get hit from stones and rocks and stuff.
Serves them right for throwing my cat with stones.