The RAGEQUIT: KK, I's bak nao!

[GunSlinger Boy]

This involves me somehow doesn't it?

as in me buying an android phone from you? yes, otherwise i don't know what you're talking about.

I could.
Can type ambidextrously, and have two laptops just waiting.
But as the 10 comments before me said, that's REALLY STUPID.

i don't have two laptops and my family is always online so i don't have access to them.