But now it's hurting because three cats decided to attack me with scratching. 100 times. Painful but I don't care. I deserve all the pain I can get.

Reason, my horrible past prior to finding out about my ability to confuse people into oblivious chaos.

Also, Plutonians are my worst enemy from this solar system. One of them tried to turn me into a mushroom or something. Until a car hit him into the ocean.
|-Minus 02-|
And now I got a letter from my archnemesis.
EDIT:
Where's the dimensional rift?
Will it have moved somewhere else tomorrow?