The Merge-Out: Uh, okay, Jack? :wacko:

[Sprung]

Come on guys. Try to get along for the kids. Give Sprung his dildo back, and wear actual clothes to the unemployment office.

He never holds me.

[Iamerror]

Tsk, tsk, I feel like a marriage counselor.

[Sheras]

Dear Memo.
- Play all Zelda games
- Bitch uncontrollably
- Never go anywhere near Indiana or Iowa

Merry is in Indiana
And Roxas in Iowa

[Sprung]

Dear Memo.
- Play all Zelda games
- Bitch uncontrollably
- Never go anywhere near Indiana or Iowa

[Sheras]

He never holds me.

LOSE SOME WEIGHT FIRST

[Iamerror]

aww.Poor thing.Sheras, you should be ashamed.

[Ace Ventura]

Dear Memo.
- Play all Zelda games
- Bitch uncontrollably
- Never go anywhere near Indiana or Iowa

But...But...I live in Iowa.

[Sprung]

Sorry, i cannot return it. Sword still has it

You LOANED IT OUT?!?!

[Sprung]

LOSE SOME WEIGHT FIRST

I WANT A DIVORCE

[Sheik]

Merry is in Indiana
And Roxas in Iowa

One of those is a major reason that ISN'T helping

[Sheras]

You LOANED IT OUT?!?!

Well you hadnt used it in so long, you kept demanding stuff straight from the tap, so i loaned it out!

[Sheik]

But...But...I live in Iowa.

Blame Sheras

[Sprung]

Well you hadnt used it in so long, you kept demanding stuff straight from the tap, so i loaned it out!

So you think...

[deadlegion]

You LOANED IT OUT?!?!

Now haz fartleberries

[Ace Ventura]

Blame Sheras

That bastard.