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Thread: The Merge-Out: Uh, okay, Jack? :wacko:

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    Poor Sprung. I hate to see a nice couple end up like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamerror View Post
    Poor Sprung. I hate to see a nice couple end up like this.
    Nice?

    He wears a pink leotard and rides a tricycle. I'm ashamed to take him to the unemployment office every week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamerror View Post
    Poor Sprung. I hate to see a nice couple end up like this.
    Nice couple? That is always on my case about something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheras View Post
    Nice couple? That is always on my case about something
    ME?

    Get a job, you lazy ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Nice?

    He wears a pink leotard and rides a tricycle. I'm ashamed to take him to the unemployment office every week.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sheras View Post
    Nice couple? That is always on my case about something
    Y'all sound like an old couple


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Nice?

    He wears a pink leotard and rides a tricycle. I'm ashamed to take him to the unemployment office every week.
    I was only wearing to fulfill your perverted sexual fantasies!

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    Make him ride the trike to the unemployment office. Get him a tutu to go with the leotard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheras View Post
    I was only wearing to fulfill your perverted sexual fantasies!
    Not mine, pal.
    NOT MINE

    And give me back my dildo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    ME?

    Get a job, you lazy ass.
    LOSE SOME WEIGHT

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamerror View Post
    Make him ride the trike to the unemployment office. Get him a tutu to go with the leotard.
    The police won't let him ride unsupervised. TWI offense.
    triking while intoxicated

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheras View Post
    LOSE SOME WEIGHT
    OH NO YOU DIDN'T

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    Come on guys. Try to get along for the kids. Give Sprung his dildo back, and wear actual clothes to the unemployment office.

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    Dear Memo.
    - Play all Zelda games
    - Bitch uncontrollably
    - Never go anywhere near Indiana or Iowa


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    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    OH NO YOU DIDN'T


    Quote Originally Posted by iamerror View Post
    Come on guys. Try to get along for the kids. Give Sprung his dildo back, and wear actual clothes to the unemployment office.
    Sorry, i cannot return it. Sword still has it

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