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Thread: The Merge-Out: Uh, okay, Jack? :wacko:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I've been meaning to tell you. I'm taking fertility treatment.
    We're having 8 babies.
    Octosprung.
    Dont worry honey, you have big enough boobs for all the milk

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamerror View Post
    Does his wife know about you? Does she know Sprung's pregnant?
    SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheras View Post
    Dont worry honey, you have big enough boobs for all the milk
    Screw that.
    Enfamil.

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    Eight babies? Wow, Sprung must have been eating the fertility pills like tic-tacs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamerror View Post
    Eight babies? Wow, Sprung must have been eating the fertility pills like tic-tacs.
    I couldn't help it. They were minty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
    uh,oh Trouble ahead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
    DO NOT TRY TO HIDE OUR LOVE

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    Sheras,you'll have to get a job to support all those babies. I don't want to think about how many diapers they'll go through. Congrats guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheras View Post
    DO NOT TRY TO HIDE OUR LOVE
    Too late. I have it in a shoe box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamerror View Post
    Sheras,you'll have to get a job to support all those babies. I don't want to think about how many diapers they'll go through. Congrats guys.
    THAT bum? lololololol

    I've been trying to get him to work for years.
    He says unemployment is his gift for having a penis.

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    A shoebox?

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    Kick his lazy butt out then. When are you due, Sprung? We should throw you a baby shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    THAT bum? lololololol

    I've been trying to get him to work for years.
    He says unemployment is his gift for having a penis.
    My work is pleasuring you
    and i must say, i am excellent at my work

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamerror View Post
    Kick his lazy butt out then. When are you due, Sprung? We should throw you a baby shower.
    I was due a week ago. Doc says he's gonna induce labor. Sheras says he's gonna grab a shoehorn...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheras View Post
    My work is pleasuring you
    and i must say, i am excellent at my work
    If you say so, tiger.

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