The Merge-Out: Uh, okay, Jack? :wacko:

[Sheras]

I thought our bromance was something special

[Gypsy]

I dunno...something on Showtime.

That's a movie about a dog and some wild animal, innt?

I picked the first horrible chick flick that came to mind. Almost any movie about animals will be terrible.

[Shane]

How can a cat break your neck?

By jumping at me so that I lose balance and fall with my neck against a hard object.
In this case, a bucket.
My neck hurts but I don't care.
The more pain I feel, the better.
And my personality will remain so until I get those felines back. So.
I am the most annoying person that exists.
I don't deserve to exist.

[Shane]

Death by common cat next episode on CSI

Or an unexpected new series of Monk.
That will never exist.

[Sprung]

I thought our bromance was something special

The sex isn't very good.

[Sprung]

I picked the first horrible chick flick that came to mind. Almost any movie about animals will be terrible.

Generally she watches Lifetime.

That channel should die in a fire.

[Sheras]

The sex isn't very good.

Your shortness does put a real drag on it

[Gypsy]

Generally she watches Lifetime.

That channel should die in a fire.

I've never even seen anything on that channel. When I was paying for TV I really only watched ESPN, USA network and sometimes sci-fi, TBS and TNT.

[Sprung]

Your shortness does put a real drag on it

/stares at post...tries to think of some creative retort

I got nothing

[Kouen Hasuki]

Your shortness does put a real drag on it

Maybe Drag was the other person in this love triangle

[Sheik]

[Shane]

...

[Sprung]

I've never even seen anything on that channel. When I was paying for TV I really only watched ESPN, USA network and sometimes sci-fi, TBS and TNT.

Every movie on Lifetime is about how some big mean man has mistreated some poor defenseless little woman.

Lifetime: Television for the penisless

[Shane]

Hello, Sheik, the wielder of the Sword of Time.

[Gypsy]

Every movie on Lifetime is about how some big mean man has mistreated some poor defenseless little woman.

Lifetime: Television for the penisless

Sounds awful.