She's in her mid- to late-twenties, has a young daughter (I'd say 2-3 years old) that I can hear her scream at constantly, is 28 weeks pregnant (I know this 'cause she basically yells into her cellphone all the time) and still smokes. And she loves to blast music when her daughter is being particularly rowdy, which I can hear in my bedroom (on the opposite side of the apartment from the wall that we share).
Sounds like she's moving out in December/January when her lease is up, which can't arrive fast enough for me.
You should buy me gifts.
Lots and lots of gifts.
Because you love me.
right bbe?