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Urban Dictionary
1. midge
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.
I love that young MIDGE, dont you? isnt he so nice and friendly, like a badger before it becomes enraged and bloodthirsty.
6. Midge
When one takes an explosive shit that hurts the anus. One would think that a midget or short person was hiding in the toilet with a lighter held to their ass.
After a late night call for Taco Bell, Tommy used one too many packets of fire sauce- After retiring for an hour or so in the restroom, Tommy commented to his friends, "Wow, I think i just got attacked by a midge in the bathroom!!!"