The Kitten Out: because kittens are cuter than any other animal.

[Kuro Kagami]

i'll just do something...... maybe work hard to become as smart as the average guy and learn how to behave myself

You're way off of that goal.

They would ask any of the Retros! first, and of course there would have to be an opening for one as well.

Someone like him can never become a mod, not even by selling/offering his rear to the whole staff