*new hangout*

HEY, I MADE MINE FIRST. WHY ISN'T MY THREAD STICKIED
You were a minute later than this one. Check your thread.
I DEMAND THAT YOU OPEN MY THREAD AFTER THIS ONE CLOSES. AND I'LL KEEP SPAMMING SO THAT THIS ONE CLOSES SOONER.

Etc. etc.

Just imagine a small child throwing a tantrum over something unreasonable and you'll have the whole thing. As well as Midge's typical posting style, for that matter.