The Whine-out: Because you cried for it.

[Colamisu]

I am doing/receiving none of those things. I should quit.

You're doing it unwillingly, you don't count.

[Smitten Kitten]

Yeah, my friend's Ramadan left overs.

[Raype]

I am doing/receiving none of those things. I should quit.

You're the best man and you AREN'T nailing one of the bridesmaids?

What the actual fuck, bro?

You'll be all suited up and everything.

And those girls are preheated from the bachelorette.

Even before the food and alcohol drives their sex drive into high gear.

BUT YOU MUST, SIR. YOU MUST.

[Drageuth]

You're doing it unwillingly, you don't count.

I could have turned down being the emcee. I was "second pick" for best man -- he had trouble deciding between me and one of his friends, then his friend started being a bit of a dick, so that pretty much made his decision for him.

Again, I could have turned all of this down, but that would make me a pretty shitty brother in my opinion.

You're the best man and you AREN'T nailing one of the bridesmaids?

What the actual fuck, bro?

You'll be all suited up and everything.

And those girls are preheated from the bachelorette.

Even before the food and alcohol drives their sex drive into high gear.

BUT YOU MUST, SIR. YOU MUST.

I quote (from an email finalizing some details for the schedule. Red is my mom, green is the bride):

"<The-Bride>, how about cutting of the cake, removal of the garter belt, throwing of the bouquet - will you be doing that? Is the MC introducing that part or the DJ? there is no throwing of the bouquet, since there are no single people at the wedding lol and they are the decoration for the head table, DJ can do the others, give Ryan a break"

Bridesmaids are: one of her sisters (who is engaged), married, married.

Yes, I will be the only single person there. Or rather, there will be no single ladies there.

[deadlegion]

You're the best man and you AREN'T nailing one of the bridesmaids?

there will be no single ladies there.

You haven't really answered Ray's question

[Smitten Kitten]

Oh my gosh that sounds like a NIGHTMARE. Was the wedding schedule really that detailed?

[Drageuth]

You haven't really answered Ray's question

Yes, nothing like fucking one of my brother's and future sister-in-law's married best friends/sisters/relatives. I see no way in which that will end horrendously.

Contrary to popular belief, which I seem to have a hard time getting across to some people and which frustrated me to no end on a daily basis, not every guy in the world is going for an easy lay around every corner. Nor is that really a prime pursuit in my life. Having to hear about it all day at work pisses me off to no end. </mini-rant>

Oh my gosh that sounds like a NIGHTMARE. Was the wedding schedule really that detailed?

... that's a snippet of my mom asking a series of questions and my future sister-in-law responding, so that I have a general idea of what I need to introduce. I fail to see how that's an overly detailed schedule in any way...

[deadlegion]

Yes, nothing like fucking one of my brother's and future sister-in-law's married best friends/sisters/relatives. I see no way in which that will end horrendously.

Contrary to popular belief, which I seem to have a hard time getting across to some people and which frustrated me to no end on a daily basis, not every guy in the world is going for an easy lay around every corner. Nor is that really a prime pursuit in my life. Having to hear about it all day at work pisses me off to no end. </mini-rant>

I didn't realise it was a touchy subject...my apologies.

[Smitten Kitten]

Oh.

[Tassadar]

Lol, what a useless thing to spam.

[Smitten Kitten]

ahahaha

[Inferno.]

wut

[deadlegion]

Balls.

[Gypsy]

Balls.

Ass cheeks.

[deadlegion]

Arse cheeks.

Fixed