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    Quote Originally Posted by iamerror View Post
    I'm looking up where to buy Canadian candy. I want to find some Japanese candy too. I'm hooked on strawberry kit kats.
    That sounds really good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro Kagami View Post
    A clients child... she was 23 and were still bedwetting....

    Tried to condition her, but seems like she never was a bright child:

    The text clearly said "I won't pee in my bed." apparently she understood "I want pee in my bed."... which resulted in her harassing and blackmailling the maids to urinate in her bed...

    Good thing the contract specified that only she has to stop bedwetting, no one else... though I do feel a bit sorry for the maids.


    KK might rival Raype as the comedian of EP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheras View Post
    2-2 Sprung

    Reds fans need to stop booing Molina, it doesnt work
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    Hey, Sprung.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamerror View Post
    I'm looking up where to buy Canadian candy. I want to find some Japanese candy too. I'm hooked on strawberry kit kats.
    sounds like something that needs to be in the USA

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    Broken sword.

    Ouch
    Nice idea

    Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Agreed
    3-3 single, double, HR, 2 RBIs

    Cycle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro Kagami View Post
    Nice idea
    I will stab that scalpel in your eyes if you try that


    "I am... Sheik. One of the last of the Sheikah tribe..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamerror View Post
    I don't like grapefruit juice.
    How about some ****fruit juice...

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    freshly pressed by Chinese Monks/Priests/Cultists...
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    Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro Kagami View Post
    How about some ****fruit juice...

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    Where to you get all this stuff from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro Kagami View Post
    How about some ****fruit juice...

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    Now with cream


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sword Of Time View Post
    I will stab that scalpel in your eyes if you try that
    I will jam my pencil into your eyeball if you even think about it...

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    Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheras View Post


    Where to you get all this stuff from?
    The Internetz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro Kagami View Post
    I will jam my pencil into your eyeball if you even think about it...

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    "I am... Sheik. One of the last of the Sheikah tribe..."

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    No cycle. No sir.

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    Sword, KoF?

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