But they're so delicious.
It's pork jerky.
And we all know that jerky is a required food group for anyone who plays videogames.
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You get 1x (one) photo of the elusive Ray D. Rapist when you become a lifetime member of the EP Kewl Kids Klub.
Everyone else has to wait until the end times when I emerge as your lord and saviour.
You should just grow a massive one.
We can call you Gimli and make jokes about your sweet axe.
3:45AM? How did this happen? I'd probably better disappear now. See you all around~!