Step 1: Grab drink and snacks.
Step 2: Place snacks next to couch.
Step 3: Take drink and go outside and have a smoke.
Step 4: Come back inside and proceed to eat snacks for twenty minutes.
Step 5: Finish snacks and start to feel a little thirsty.
Step 6: Look around living room for five minutes wondering where you put your drink.
Step 7: Find it outside, unopened, next to the smoking chair.


And that, my friends, is an evening in the life of Drageuth.