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Thread: The Kindergarten-Out: Because Milady has nothing else better to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy View Post
    Gotta relate this conversation I just had with my Dad:

    Me: I love you Dad.
    Dad: I love you too.
    Me: Dad, I want you to know that I want to take care of you.
    Dad: You need to take care of yourself.
    Me: I just know that as you get older you should be comfortable, and this upstairs room in summer heat is not comfortable. But you do have this ceiling fan.
    Dad: I forgot that was there.
    Me: It probably won't help much, but at least it is stylish.
    Dad: We need to find out if it's better to suck or blow the hot air.
    Me: You can change the direction?
    Dad: There's a switch.



    ....I just love my Dad.
    I want to laugh, but why
    and Hi Andy.


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    I'm eating pop rocks. I forgot they existed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy View Post
    Gotta relate this conversation I just had with my Dad:

    Me: I love you Dad.
    Dad: I love you too.
    Me: Dad, I want you to know that I want to take care of you.
    Dad: You need to take care of yourself.
    Me: I just know that as you get older you should be comfortable, and this upstairs room in summer heat is not comfortable. But you do have this ceiling fan.
    Dad: I forgot that was there.
    Me: It probably won't help much, but at least it is stylish.
    Dad: We need to find out if it's better to suck or blow the hot air.
    Me: You can change the direction?
    Dad: There's a switch.



    ....I just love my Dad.
    My son did up a Father's Day card at daycare. They wrote up a bunch of "template" stuff and had the kids fill it in. Mine says:

    "I love my Dad so much! He always watches TV with me. He is very good at: video games. I think he looks like: Luigi. My favourite thing to do with him is: get bad guys."

    Everything underlined is in 4 year old chicken scratch. I'll take a picture of it one day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamerror View Post
    I'm eating pop rocks. I forgot they existed!
    Pro-tip: getting a blowjob from a girl who has poprocks in her mouth is not actually as enjoyable as they say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    My son did up a Father's Day card at daycare. They wrote up a bunch of "template" stuff and had the kids fill it in. Mine says:

    "I love my Dad so much! He always watches TV with me. He is very good at: video games. I think he looks like: Luigi. My favourite thing to do with him is: get bad guys."

    Everything underlined is in 4 year old chicken scratch. I'll take a picture of it one day.
    That sounds so nice.
    I would love that as a Father's Day Card.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Drageuth View Post
    Pro-tip: getting a blowjob from a girl who has poprocks in her mouth is not actually as enjoyable as they say.
    Lawl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sword Of Time View Post
    That sounds so nice.
    I would love that as a Father's Day Card.
    It's cute. It's on my fridge right now.

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    The Only thing that is on my fridge is a handle
    Need to Open it somehow.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sword Of Time View Post
    The Only thing that is on my fridge is a handle
    Need to Open it somehow.
    Only thing on the front of my fridge is two handles (french doors style), on the right side their is the magnets/pictures of stuff.

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    I'm Getting there with the painting.
    Look at the lack of Progress
    Spoiler warning:


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    The forums were like completely dead today. All around almost.

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    There seems to be at least one person around my age online, let's see how long that lasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    There seems to be at least one person around my age online, let's see how long that lasts.
    And if you don't mind me asking. About what age is that Milady?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheras View Post
    And if you don't mind me asking. About what age is that Milady?
    About five years older than Sheras. I have little siblings with a smaller age difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milady View Post
    About five years older than Sheras. I have little siblings with a smaller age difference.
    And you know how old i am? Howwwww?

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