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Fuck off.
Meat suit
I'm an artist, you can't question true art.
Cookie Thief
No countdown threads here, I always thought countdown threads were pretty spammy anyway.
Wandering S(C)hika
We were at 976's...Originally Posted by Gypsco
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Oh they are a gigantic waste of time but I figure if people want to do it more power to them.
Battle God
All alone
Cookie Thief
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs.
Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave-side service for a homeless man.
He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back-country.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost; and being a typical man I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.
There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.
I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place.
I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around.
I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family or friends.
I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played "Amazing Grace" the workers began to weep.
They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car.
Though my head hung low, my heart was full.
As I was opening the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "Sweet Mother of Jesus, I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for over twenty years."
Meat suit
Was doing it as if it began in this thread.We were at 976's...
Battle God
Long way to go to catch up
Meat suit
And it would never end. Start over at 1,000,000 each time.
Battle God
Yeah...4,000 post limitAnd it would never end. Start over at 1,000,000 each time.
407 posts to go.
Robot Spaghetti
Good day Gentlemen.
Battle God
Hello TRS.
Meat suit
Sup?
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