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    Augs4Life

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    I love the tags "Time travel breasts and android porn virus."

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    I think all breasts are time travel breasts.

    Whenever I look at breasts I lose track of time.

    Sometimes I wake up quite a while later covered in a thick goo-like substance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    I think all breasts are time travel breasts.

    Whenever I look at breasts I lose track of time.

    Sometimes I wake up quite a while later covered in a thick goo-like substance.


    "I am... Sheik. One of the last of the Sheikah tribe..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Absolutely. I want to get a handy from an augmented hooker.

    I most certainly did ask for this.
    A hand job isn't the only thing you'll get from those cybernetic sluts. God damn computer viruses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    I think all breasts are time travel breasts.

    Whenever I look at breasts I lose track of time.

    Sometimes I wake up quite a while later covered in a thick goo-like substance.
    Even the over developed 14 year old ones?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders View Post
    A hand job isn't the only thing you'll get from those cybernetic sluts. God damn computer viruses.
    How will that work, he's human


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    Quote Originally Posted by SwordOfTime View Post
    How will that work, he's human
    Mad cow disease.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spose' View Post
    Even the over developed 14 year old ones?
    You misspelled "especially"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You misspelled "especially"
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders View Post
    A hand job isn't the only thing you'll get from those cybernetic sluts. God damn computer viruses.
    That's why you use a firewall.

    Also, don't open port kiss them. It's never a good idea. Just think about where their port has been.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You misspelled "especially"
    This guy. He gets it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    Mad cow disease.
    I see............
    wait, what


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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    That's why you use a firewall.

    Also, don't open port kiss them. It's never a good idea. Just think about where their port has been.
    Riding USB drives I assume


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    Quote Originally Posted by SwordOfTime View Post
    Pretty sure this will change your mind.


    IF it doesn't have fun
    How exactly is this supposed to stop me? I'm aware of how fast semen shoots out. There's even a subgenre of fetish porn built around guys who shoot really far.

    I like to refer to it as "skeet shooting". Because I find it humorous.

    That aside, I'm surprised this guy is still around.

    I haven't seen his stuff since the early 00's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    Mad cow disease.
    *hits buzzer*

    What is the disease most likely to affect my ex girlfriends.

    I'll take illnesses for 400.

    Quote Originally Posted by SwordOfTime View Post
    Riding USB drives I assume
    Once my floppy becomes a hard disc.

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