Yet Another Hang Out: Rasgrez loves big thick pickles.

[Raype]

So you're talking about a drawing?

Still creepy though...

No, no, I'm afraid Mr. Squiggles was quite real. Sadly, much like a drawing he did come apart when exposed to water. After one of our outings I decided to give him a bath. He had numerous pebbles and bits of grass embedded in his pustules. I ran a bath and decided to let my pet enjoy itself for a few minutes. When I returned, all that remained of Mr. Squiggles was a thick pool of red sludge. Poor thing came apart like a wet tissue. I had a little ceremony before pulling the plug. I'm sure he's in a better place now.

You hang out with Kuro Huh

Spoiler warning:

Actually I don't think I've run into Kuro very often. Our posting schedules do not appear to often overlap.

But I do think we share at least some superficial similarities.

[Sheik]

I see.

Spoiler warning:

One could bring up the crazy imaginations yall have

[foggy_han]

I see.

Spoiler warning:

One could bring up the crazy imaginations yall have

Yeah Ray, you come with these complex scenarios so quickly.

Still, geez, too realistic, too detailed... I am pretty sure I am going to have nightmares now...

For real.

[Sheik]

Yeah Ray, you come with these complex scenarios so quickly.

Still, geez, too realistic, too detailed... I am pretty sure I am going to have nightmares now...

For real.

Wanna cookie?

[foggy_han]

Want mushrooms? ... they will make your head spin...

What?!

N-no, thanks...

...

But Ray should totally write books for children.

[Raype]

I see.

Spoiler warning:

One could bring up the crazy imaginations yall have

I'm not crazy, it's everyone else that's insane. I'm the normal one, you're just too insane to notice it.

Yeah Ray, you come with these complex scenarios so quickly.

Still, geez, too realistic, too detailed... I am pretty sure I am going to have nightmares now...

For real.

Aww, I wouldn't worry too much. If Mr. Squiggles has somehow congealed and is once again animate I'm sure he's no threat. He's probably more scared of you than you are of it. Besides, much of its skin consisted of exposed nerves. It's too busy being in blinding pain to want to hurt anyone. The worst it can do is attempt to gum you to death or rub one of its numerous broken bones on you. Bones so brittle they come apart like paint chips.

If it shows up though, feel free to throw some salt on it. It's how I toilet trained it. Well, tried. Turns out it wasn't urinating, that was just bile leaking out of what was supposed to be its liver. Boy, was my face red.

[Sheik]

What?!

N-no, thanks...

...

But Ray should totally write books for children.

Drugs?!?! How Shameful

You should Leave ==>

[foggy_han]

Drugs?!?! Yummy!

You should try some ==>

O-okay... I will be going now...

It is 2:30 AM anyway...

[Raype]

What?!

N-no, thanks...

...

But Ray should totally write books for children.

I tried that once.

Apparently they felt my story about how Timmy accepted candy from a stranger and is now a misshapen red lump in a pile of crushed cars wasn't "appropriate".

I offered to remove the rape scenes and the bit where "Uncle Mike" force feeds him firecrackers before lighting his head on fire.

But they still didn't bite. Unlike Uncle Mike. Poor Timmy, he has no fingers.

[Sheik]

O-okay... I will be going now...

It is 2:30 AM anyway...

Leave me be.....

and Bye

P.S. :Let me be insensitive, Or I will hunt you

[foggy_han]

I tried that once.

Apparently they felt my story about how Timmy accepted candy from a stranger and is now a misshapen red lump in a pile of crushed cars wasn't "appropriate".

I offered to remove the rape scenes and the bit where "Uncle Mike" force feeds him firecrackers before lighting his head on fire.

But they still didn't bite. Unlike Uncle Mike. Poor Timmy, he has no fingers.

It... did have a lesson in the end right?

And you will have to tell me some other time where is your avatar from.

Time for me to go, it is really really late here in... Europe.

Bye, all.

[Gypsy]

Orally?

Anally.

[Raype]

It... did have a lesson in the end right?

And you will have to tell me some other time where is your avatar from.

Time for me to go, it is really really late here in... Europe.

Bye, all.

I was trying to go for a version of Red Asphalt that was built around the idea of talking to strangers. I was trying to save lives by scaring those kids. All those specials and stuff always have the kid saying "no". I wanted to show the consequences of a "yes". But no, that's apparently not okay. Meanwhile, this gets a publsihing deal:



WHERE'S THE JUSTICE IN THE WORLD? WHERE, I TELL YOU?

The avatar is from a...err...very touching love story. A forbidden romance between people from different worlds. Starcrossed, even. Things were not easy, even their friends come between them. It's quite heartwarming to see how their love changes the world in the end. Beautiful, really.

Leave me be.....

and Bye

P.S. :Let me be insensitive, Or I will hunt you

Mr. Squiggles wasn't insensitive. He was very sensitive. It's part of why he always hurt.

[Sprung]

Scientists Claim Dinosaur Farts Led To Their Extinction

Dinosaurs may be partly to blame for a change in climate because they created so much flatulence, according to leading scientists.

Professor Graeme Ruxton of St Andrews University, Scotland, said the giant animals spent 150 years emitting the potent global warming gas, methane.

Large plant-eating sauropods would have been the main culprits because of the huge amounts of greenery they consumed.

The team calculated the animals would have collectively produced more than 520m tons of methane a year - more than all today's modern sources put together.

It is thought these huge amounts could easily have been enough to warm the planet.

[Raype]

Stop global warming, say no to beans.

Someone call up Al Gore. I think we got a film to make here.