It's ok, english is difficult to understand. Even people who speak english have trouble with it. It's a tricky language. You can ask me if you don't understand something, and I'll explain it, because I don't want you to feel left out.
I wasn't teasing anybody Jazz. I felt what you said explained it.
The difficult part is really those expressions native speakers use.
For example if I translated directly some sentences from portuguese
word by word they would make no sense in english.
But, aww, thanks.
(although the major problem might be, not really being left out, but more "easily deceived"...)
Spoiler warning:
Your written English is phenomenal. You might be lacking on the nuance (sarcasm, irony, idioms, etc), but you're doing quite well. What is your native tongue, how long have you been learning English, and how far along are you at speaking it?
Yes, I am this curious normally. lol.
I know you were teasing Jazz. I'm teasing you too.