Just Another Hang-Out: Because Unilateral Decisions Matter

[foggy_han]

And men that are unable to produce sperm. Or testosterone. This is Bob. Bob has bitchtits. Etc.

And that's before we get into that wonderful realm where external genitalia can often make it a habit of getting separated during violent accidents or acts of war.

Because all the Canadians I've met have been lovely, a lot of their legal system and civil rights jives with me, and because my father went and it seemed like an amazing country from his photos. Also because I want to improve my French, and if I picked the right location, there would be just enough English speakers for me not to get homesick, but just enough French that I'd get good really quickly~

And of course there's the possibility of meeting up with my friends here for some fun gaming times.

I see...
Well, that is very understandable.
But how is it like in Scotland?

[Raype]

I see...
Well, that is very understandable.
But how is it like in Scotland?

Okay, I get the picture. Consider it dropped before I bring out my lengthy slideshow of well known historical eunichs.

Because all the Canadians I've met have been lovely, a lot of their legal system and civil rights jives with me, and because my father went and it seemed like an amazing country from his photos. Also because I want to improve my French, and if I picked the right location, there would be just enough English speakers for me not to get homesick, but just enough French that I'd get good really quickly~

And of course there's the possibility of meeting up with my friends here for some fun gaming times.

New Brunswick or Far Eastern Ontario are likely the best bets. Maybe border Quebec, although it's probably best to stay out of that province. Fuckers are as xenophobic as the japanese. Plus you might accidentally find yourself in America if they decide they want to leave Canada. Again.

[foggy_han]

I had the post ready in a notepad because of the delay.

But it is being fun here.

Oh yes, and post menopausal women. LAWL.

(feeling the temptation to shake the fist against a lv.44... oh, whatever...)

Hmpf.

But then how are we supposed to show off our chiseled abs and perfect percentage of body hair? Well, okay, in reality it's more like sweaty manboobs and nasty stretch marks. Maybe we should enact some sort of law. "You must be this attractive to go below 70% body clothing".

Would not that make things worse?
Just leave the shirt on, and be sure to wear a pretty one too.

I was going to go with "I forcibly sodomize sleeping sheep", but I figured it took too long to type out when people were responding.

... what?!

Okay, I get the picture. Consider it dropped before I bring out my lengthy slideshow of well known historical eunichs.

Are you from Scotland too?

[Elin]

I see...
Well, that is very understandable.
But how is it like in Scotland?

I don't know, really. I've lived here so long that it's just become ordinary to me. All of my exchange student friends really love it here, though!

Whereabouts are you from? I remember seeing you posting in Portuguese (I think?) on your wall, so... Portugal? Brazil?

[Elin]

Fuckers are as xenophobic as the japanese.

Like true Frenchmen~ I remember going to Paris when I was fourteen years old, with like... two years of high school French under my belt, and having people get annoyed at me for making mistakes in French. :'D

Thanks for the tips, though.

[Raype]

(feeling the temptation to shake the fist against a lv.44... oh, whatever...)

Hmpf.

Those numbers are pretty much pointless anyway. Shake all the fists you want. Maybe we can even find a fun use for that later.

Would not that make things worse?
Just leave the shirt on, and be sure to wear a pretty one too.

It would,, because then it'd be a law biased against ugly people. But I think we'd all appreciate it if the sweaty bear kept his shirt on when he's behind you at the corner store.

I generally do. It's too cold here most of the year for anything else. And besides, not many people are interested in seeing my pasty ass.

... what?!

I have a weird sense of humor. Unfortunately, some people take things a bit too literally.

Are you from Scotland too?

Northeast Canada. Just a couple dozen miles south of greenland and about as far east as you can go before hitting Europe.

Best country though.

[foggy_han]

I don't know, really. I've lived here so long that it's just become ordinary to me. All of my exchange student friends really love it here, though!

Whereabouts are you from? I remember seeing you posting in Portuguese (I think?) on your wall, so... Portugal? Brazil?

Yes, it is portuguese.
I am from Portugal and living here still.
And "hurray" to another person that doesn't think this is a province of Spain!
Seriously, some people really think that, specially American, but I find it funny though.

[Raype]

Like true Frenchmen~ I remember going to Paris when I was fourteen years old, with like... two years of high school French under my belt, and having people get annoyed at me for making mistakes in French. :'D

Thanks for the tips, though.

Yeah, sounds about right. They also have a fun slang-ridden variant of french. Which might make things interesting, because they have a lot more english loan-words and phrases than the european ones. Hilariously the school systems in Canada tend to gravitate towards formal european style french. When you hear people speaking Canadian french and they cut right to the chase by swapping in some english nomenclature it can get weirdly jarring.

Also, there's a St. Pierre, a french owned isle just off the coast of NL. Probably should've remembered to mention that one too. Plus you can take up our weird dialect as a bonus language. Hain'tat de fuggin' tits b'y.

[Elin]

Northeast Canada. Just a couple dozen miles south of greenland and about as far east as you can go before hitting Europe.

Best country though.

I still find it so weird that I'll technically be living closer to you in Japan than I am now, even though the two places are on completely the opposite ends of the British map. Geography, y u no sense?

And "hurray" to another person that doesn't think this is a province of Spain!
Seriously, some people really think that, specially American, but I find it funny though.

I'm a fellow European. :'D We tend to be a bit better versed on what parts of Europe are and aren't independent countries. Then again, don't ask me questions about American states.

[Raype]

So I guess the basic idea there is that Quebecois french is the kansai dialect of french. Sorta.

[Raype]

I still find it so weird that I'll technically be living closer to you in Japan than I am now, even though the two places are on completely the opposite ends of the British map. Geography, y u no sense?

You must be thinking of Drag. We're about 35 Mm apart right now. I'm about 100 Mm from Japan. You're actually moving almost 3 times the distance away.

I'm a fellow European. :'D We tend to be a bit better versed on what parts of Europe are and aren't independent countries. Then again, don't ask me questions about American states.

It's cool, we can all make comments about how Peurto Rico fits into America as a state. Then watch as we get corrected.

[Elin]

Yeah, sounds about right. They also have a fun slang-ridden variant of french. Which might make things interesting, because they have a lot more english loan-words and phrases than the european ones. Hilariously the school systems in Canada tend to gravitate towards formal european style french. When you hear people speaking Canadian french and they cut right to the chase by swapping in some english nomenclature it can get weirdly jarring.

Also, there's a St. Pierre, a french owned isle just off the coast of NL. Probably should've remembered to mention that one too. Plus you can take up our weird dialect as a bonus language. Hain'tat de fuggin' tits b'y.

Yeah, our teacher always used to tell us that in France they go to great efforts to preserve the French-ness of the language. So instead of borrowing an English word, they'll make up one in French. I guess when it's a language that was borrowed from another country and culture to begin with, people are less picky about that? Interesting.

Aye, I hink there's a few wee similarities with oor dialect tae~ Becaus aw thae Scots went on up tae Canada in yon Highland Clearances an' that.

[foggy_han]

Too many quotes... I am getting a little behind...

I'm a fellow European. :'D We tend to be a bit better versed on what parts of Europe are and aren't independent countries. Then again, don't ask me questions about American states.

Me neither...

Those numbers are pretty much pointless anyway. Shake all the fists you want. Maybe we can even find a fun use for that later.

No.

It would,, because then it'd be a law biased against ugly people. But I think we'd all appreciate it if the sweaty bear kept his shirt on when he's behind you at the corner store.

That is why I said shirts should be on... but not for sweaty bears only.

I generally do. It's too cold here most of the year for anything else. And besides, not many people are interested in seeing my pasty ass.

You need to get out more.

I have a weird sense of humor. Unfortunately, some people take things a bit too literally.

Well, it reads "SuperStupidhead" under your name, so I think that should be a clue of some sorts...

(gosh, what are you people turning me into? )

Northeast Canada. Just a couple dozen miles south of greenland and about as far east as you can go before hitting Europe.

I know Canada. Ralph sang your hymn in the Simpsons once. It goes like: "Oh, Canada-aaah!".

Best country though.

Better than Portugal, for sure... but then again, better than portugal... okay, there are worse...

I still find it so weird that I'll technically be living closer to you in Japan than I am now, even though the two places are on completely the opposite ends of the British map. Geography, y u no sense?

My brother in college is in Asian Studies and he say that a lot too.

[Elin]

You must be thinking of Drag. We're about 35 Mm apart right now. I'm about 100 Mm from Japan. You're actually moving almost 3 times the distance away.

...

I repeat, y u no sense?

[Elin]

Better than Portugal, for sure... but then again, better than portugal... okay, there are worse...

My brother in college is in Asian Studies and he say that a lot too.

Aww, what's wrong with Portugal? I don't know much about it. Not even any of the language. I've dabbled in lots of romance languages, but not Portuguese for whatever reason~

Oh? Your brother studies Japanese? Cool. Where's he studying~?