Well, I actually read the Zlatantastic book I AM ZLATAN!!!! And he did, indeed, confirm what was already known. Messi wanted to play in the center so Zlatan was placed on that there bench, despite being the most Zlatanmazing Zlatan that has ever Zlataned.

Seriously, guys, I'm having a nervous break-down here. I wasn't really convinced that fourth place would come easy for Arsenal, let alone third, AND NOW THIS?!?!??!?! Help me, Real Madrid!