Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

Also why can't we see your eyes, are you a robot yourself, what are you hiding?

How old are you in not real life .

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Would you kindly explain how Angel Island floats?
Do you play fighting games?
Did you ever notice, whenever the Blue Blur gets a new voice actor in games, fans cry out blasphemy?
Why was sonic so fat in the younger years?
Phazon, Ion, or Photon emitters?
Can lasers cut through water? I keep seeing this in movies so i want to know from a tech expert.
Why are you so cool?
Will you change wardrobes in the future?

- Angel Island used to be kept afloat by the enormous power of the Master Emerald. Now, I know what you're thinking. "But Doctor Eggman/Robotnik [cross out whichever is inapplicable], didn't you say you stole the Master Emerald ages ago? How is it floating now?"

Well, my dear simple being, the answer is really quite easy to deduce. The gem Knuckles believes to be the Master Emerald is a fake. A well-designed fake, but I suspect a papier-maché fake would fool him. That aside, I simply outfitted the entirety of the island with thrusters. The power of the Master Emerald vastly outweighs just keeping one simple island aloft.
- Not really.
- Well, that's probably because SEGA's been uniformly bad at choosing Voice Actors for Sonic. The Hedgehog can't help that either, but yeah. The original one was merely mediocre. Then they switched to that abomination Jason Griffith, and now they're working with someone who is, again, mediocre. Admittedly, this guy seems to be growing into his role still, so I'll give him that. Thank goodness they kept Mike Pollock, he does a good rendition of me.
- Puppy fat? I'm not sure, to be honest.
- Whichever suits my needs best at the time.
- Lasers are essentially hyperconcentrated beams of light. They can move through water, although the distortion effect from the water, breaking and all that, would probably cause a significant weakening in said lasers. On the other hand, if one manages the scientific advancement necessary to truly overconcentrate the beams of light, they can use water as a medium in the same way they'd use air. It's just a little harder to get through, essentially.
- It's just how I roll.
- Doubt it, but you never know.

Also why can't we see your eyes, are you a robot yourself, what are you hiding?

How old are you in not real life .

My eyes are blue. My glasses are just quite good.

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Sadly, SEGA only ever designed me 'with eyes' in the games during that atrociously bad game. Oh well.

And my age is strictly classified. I.e. older than I'd care to admit. And that's all you're getting on that.

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

Also why don't you get a job at teaching school student's math, I'm sure you'd do better at that than trying to stop me all the time

[Iamerror]

What is your favorite song?
Who do you think is overrated?
Do you understand what Sonic is asking?
What are tea biscuits? Do you mean cookies?
Where is one place you would like to visit?
Can you explain what the movie Dune is about? I've seen it, but I don't understand it.
What do you think we should do to people who make god awful movies? I think we should force them to watch their bad movie for eternity.
What is the practical use of the quadratic equation?
Do you think a time machine can be made with a flux capacitor and a Delorean?

[Kouen Hasuki]

Did you hear about the Sonic 4 Ep. 2 Leak?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Also why don't you get a job at teaching school student's math, I'm sure you'd do better at that than trying to stop me all the time

A teaching school? What do other schools do!? Sit there and look stupid? And I had considered teaching. I even went and got my teaching degree. I'm just not yet ready to retire from pounding you into the ground.

What is your favorite song?
Who do you think is overrated?
Do you understand what Sonic is asking?
What are tea biscuits? Do you mean cookies?
Where is one place you would like to visit?
Can you explain what the movie Dune is about? I've seen it, but I don't understand it.
What do you think we should do to people who make god awful movies? I think we should force them to watch their bad movie for eternity.
What is the practical use of the quadratic equation?
Do you think a time machine can be made with a flux capacitor and a Delorean?

- E.G.G.M.A.N.
- Shadow. Def'nitely Shadow.
- ...more or less.
- Yes. Biscuits that are usually accompanying a good cup of tea.
- I own an Egg Carrier and an Eggmobile. "would like to visit" doesn't apply.
- Nope.
- The suggestion has merit, but some would be forced to watch a list of movies longer than eternity would last. See Uwe Boll or Michael Bay.
- It comes in fours.
- No. Back to the Future, while amusing, was also really, really thick.

Did you hear about the Sonic 4 Ep. 2 Leak?

Yep. Looks like SEGA learned a bit.

[Kouen Hasuki]

If you could team up with one other person (other than yourself) Who would it be and why?

[Sheik]

Would You Engineer a atom breaker to scatter all atoms of a specific object?

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

What do you think of Sonic Adventures 2: Battle, What's your favourite GC game, are you gay, in game world .

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

If you could team up with one other person (other than yourself) Who would it be and why?

Difficult to say. Typically enough, Sonic ranks high on the list. He's one of the few who can reliably defeat me, after all. Others... I'd have to think a while on that one.

Would You Engineer a atom breaker to scatter all atoms of a specific object?

I don't particularly see why. Chances of accidentally splitting atoms are too high with such a device. I've no desire to set off a nuclear blast.

What do you think of Sonic Adventures 2: Battle, What's your favourite GC game, are you gay, in game world .

Sonic Adventure 2 was a good game, can't comment on Battle because I"ve never owned a Gamecube, which should also answer question two. Question three... really? Just... really?

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And that marks post #1000 ladies and gentlemen. And others. Details of the Stream's time and date to follow soon. Thank you all for helping me reach this milestone. I'll admit I did not expect that when I started this little pet project. Bloody happy about it though.

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

Just curious, What are your favourite dc games then?

[Joe Blog]

want to see my mk2 sonic instant kill device

[Sheik]

I see, Do you believe Sonic Colors to be a crown achievement to scale of hero vs. future dictator?
Also in the opening of Sonic Colors, did Sonic actually punch you?
What was your electric bill like keeping the amusement park open?
Do you like "Reach for the Stars", I do
Working hard or hardly working?(yes, I do know this is lame, but it's a question)

[Iamerror]

First congrats on reaching 1,000. You deserve it, because this thread is very entertaining. Now the questions:
Which is stronger, the tetsusaiga or the master sword?
ketchup or mustard?
what are your plans for this summer?
Where do you buy your robot parts from? Do you own a factory?
I'm looking for a job, will you hire me?
What's the worst movie you have seen?
I've had a terrible week. Would you cheer me up?
How does time travel work?
How would you torture Micheal Bay and Uwe Boll then?
What do you eat for breakfast?
What was your new year's resolution?

[Sheik]

First congrats on reaching 1,000. You deserve it, because this thread is very entertaining. Now the questions:
Which is stronger, the tetsusaiga or the master sword?
ketchup or mustard?
what are your plans for this summer?
Where do you buy your robot parts from? Do you own a factory?
I'm looking for a job, will you hire me?
What's the worst movie you have seen?
I've had a terrible week. Would you cheer me up?
How does time travel work?
How would you torture Micheal Bay and Uwe Boll then?
What do you eat for breakfast?
What was your new year's resolution?

You would ask that question
Oh well...proceed.