Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

He would not read at least a post this long.
(but then again, there is Tails... )

Okay, nevermind the badnik pet. It would just explode in the end...
... like all your other badniks.

Now that you mention Lava Reef, how are those Badniks that look like stones called?

Hey, my badniks do not explode. They get destroyed by Sonic. Without that interference, they would be fine.

And those badniks you refer to... they'd be the self-destructing ones? Because I went through my entire database, and it seems I never actually given it a name. I'll come up with something.

I feel that I need to address something, You started inadvertently a budding meme all on it's own. Remember Sonic Colors? Your amusement park copyright laws, and
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!"

No, SEGA did that. I merely shook my head in despair at some of the lines they gave me that game. Quite a few of them were accurate, but they do take artistic license.

So Doc, what computer program do you use, Linux or Windows? Do you like/hate Linux/Ubuntu?

I've already stated before, I don't use Linux or Windows. I use EggOS, a system I developed myself. As a result, I neither like nor hate other OS's. I just know they're vastly inferior to my own, so I won't bother with them.

Mr.Robotnik, sir...

I think "he" just arrived!

Question:

How will you... approach?

We shall see soon enough.
As long as the Hedgehog remains peaceful in this thread, I'm content to do the same. I'm not working on any schemes with this thread, so he can ask what he likes, as long as he doesn't try to aggravate me.

I say destroy the hedgehog, Give him a copy of Sonic The Hedgehog 2006 with an Xbox 360

Sonic and I agreed a long time ago that that game should never have been made. An absolute atrocity from start to finish.

He's already made robots out of you guys, i need to free you .

I did no such thing. Roboticisation is the shtick of my dimensional counterpart chronicled in the Archie comics. I stopped using small animals to power robots a long time ago as well. What, when you get right down to it, is the point?

Why make a rhetorical question? We have to answer questions right E.G.G.M.A.N?

I'm having trouble making sense of this post. Why would anyone ask a rhetorical question? They have their legitimate use in conversational context, usually in order to prove a point or similar. And what on earth do you mean with "We have to answer questions right?" Yes, answering questions is polite, but it's not always mandatory.

[foggy_han]

Hey, my badniks do not explode.

Those Lava Reef stone-ones do...

No name, huh? Hm...

Then again, did you know there is a bug related to those badniks in the game?

[King]

King asks.
Your thoughts on FPS games?
And favorite multiplayer mode is?
And is there a cure for King's Syndrome?

Too many pages to review to know if any of those has been answered.

[Iamerror]

Is there anyone who annoys you more than Sonic?
DS or PSP?
What kind of cake do you like?
I'm thinking of moving to Europe. As an American, what should I expect?
Do you think that Japan has Lsd in their water? It would explain some of their games, and anime.
Can you recommend any books?
What is the probability of you taking over the world by the end of the year?
What exactly is king syndrome?
How does a katamari pick up things? Is it magnetic or made of velcro?
Why does time fly when you're having fun?

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

How fast do you run .

[Kouen Hasuki]

Have you considered rather than an air base, and under water base? Sonic tends to have "issues" with water



While we are on the subject could you comment on this security footage of Yourself in this Reality and Dimention and Blaze

[Sheik]

One I would love to see your answer to the other post.
Two, Onto the questions.
Is it true that you basically could travel back through time using the Time Stone in Sonic CD?
When Sonic threw the stone at you int the Good Ending, Did the Time Stone Break, If it didn't Could you track it down?
Have you ever built a Robotic Suit of Armor?
Who taught you how to make all the cool S*** you make?
What do you thing of Sonic Riders (the series of games, not just one)
Who was that cat-tailed girl in Sonic The Hedgehog Movie?
What is life?
Will you have an accurate system of checks and balances (even though it will only be you) when you take over?
Will you thank this post?
I will type to you later.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Those Lava Reef stone-ones do...

No name, huh? Hm...

Then again, did you know there is a bug related to those badniks in the game?

Okay okay, those badniks that aren't specifically designed to explode do. Better?

And I didn't know the game bugged those. Or is it that you get points for the silly buggers blowing up?

King asks.
Your thoughts on FPS games?
And favorite multiplayer mode is?
And is there a cure for King's Syndrome?

Too many pages to review to know if any of those has been answered.

- FPS games can be amusing, but usually are painfully boring. Quality FPS games have either a fantastic story and setting (see BioShock) or are just ridiculously over-the-top silly (see Serious Sam).
- Cooperative. You wouldn't expect it from a world-conqueror, but I like coop gameplay.
- Beheading usually works fairly well. Of course, Kings tend to turn up again after a while, but that one's up to the people.

These haven't been answered yet, to my recollection. And my recollection is sublime!

Is there anyone who annoys you more than Sonic?
DS or PSP?
What kind of cake do you like?
I'm thinking of moving to Europe. As an American, what should I expect?
Do you think that Japan has Lsd in their water? It would explain some of their games, and anime.
Can you recommend any books?
What is the probability of you taking over the world by the end of the year?
What exactly is king syndrome?
How does a katamari pick up things? Is it magnetic or made of velcro?
Why does time fly when you're having fun?

- Quite a few people, actually. Sonic can at least be relied on to provide some pre-combat banter. Ever tried that with Knuckles? "I'll get you for this!" "Durr?"
- I don't really play on either, so I'll withhold my opinion here.
- It's cake, what's not to like?
- Let's see now... Some of this may come across as outrageously prejudiced. Don't worry, that's because it is. You can expect: An actual culture. A higher level of intelligence, on average. A far less conservative political system. And more.
- Not something I'd considered before, but certainly possible.
- Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels. Pure solid gold writing.
- Well, as long as Sonic keeps countering me, the probability is very low. Should Sonic decide to let me get on with things, extremely high.
- Wearing crowns, getting everyone to bow to you, pass laws... you know, the usual.
- I... couldn't say.
- Because time is a fickle bastard who doesn't like others having fun.

How fast do you run .

On shorter stretches, faster than you. On longer stretches, slower than you.

Have you considered rather than an air base, and under water base? Sonic tends to have "issues" with water



While we are on the subject could you comment on this security footage of Yourself in this Reality and Dimention and Blaze

On the subject of video one: To the point, and faintly amusing, if slightly cruel.
On the subject of video two: What is wrong with you people? That's not even footage, it's just a slapped-together cartoon. If there is a dimension where that happened, I do not know, nor want to know, about it.

One I would love to see your answer to the other post.
Two, Onto the questions.
Is it true that you basically could travel back through time using the Time Stone in Sonic CD?
When Sonic threw the stone at you int the Good Ending, Did the Time Stone Break, If it didn't Could you track it down?
Have you ever built a Robotic Suit of Armor?
Who taught you how to make all the cool S*** you make?
What do you thing of Sonic Riders (the series of games, not just one)
Who was that cat-tailed girl in Sonic The Hedgehog Movie?
What is life?
Will you have an accurate system of checks and balances (even though it will only be you) when you take over?
Will you thank this post?
I will type to you later.

One: There you go.
Two: Right.
- Essentially, yes. Little Planet was fairly messed up.
- He hit me with it, I snitched it, and then returned it to Little Planet. Time travel did not work out, and bringing the things back home only caused a lot of anomalies to occur all over the place.
- ...hi, I'm Dr. Robotnik. Have we met?

Really now, the Death Egg Robo counts. So does the mark 2, chronicled in Sonic & Knuckles. Hell, most of my mechs could count.
- Me, myself, and I. Sorry, no ancient wizened teachers on top of mountains waiting to instill into you the secrets of ages.
- Meh. Definitely meh.
- That would be Princess Sera, if I'm not mistaken. Haven't seen it in years, so don't quote me on this.
- Very vital.
- Obviously I will. It'll be a very democratic system, that of one man, one vote. I will be that man. I will have that vote. Any questions? (Joke shamelessly stolen from Terry Pratchett)
- Oh very well, I'm feeling nice. EDIT: Scratch that, I'm not allowed to thank posts, for some reason. Probably because these are the off-topic forums.

[Kouen Hasuki]

What will the new currency be called?

[foggy_han]

Okay okay, those badniks that aren't specifically designed to explode do. Better?

And I didn't know the game bugged those. Or is it that you get points for the silly buggers blowing up?

Whoo, does this mean I can get to answer this time?

Okay then.

- Yes.
- The bug is actually the opposite, in that, while exploding, despite presenting a flying "100",
(certainly to inform of the points gain) the score value shows no increase.

And now, the question:

If I sent you a Friend Request, would you accept?

[Sheik]

Do you ever dream?
Do you brainstorm to think of clever ways to stop Sonic from ruining your plans?
If I sent you a friend request, would you accept?
Can you give me an machine so I can reverse engineer it?
Will EggOS be for sale soon?
What type of processor your computers are outfitted with?
Bucket O' Sushi, (now with Fish!) What did your food restaurant in the Amusement Park have before?

[Iamerror]

How much was a ticket to your amusement park?
have you tried reverse psychology on Sonic? Would he fall for it?
Not exactly what I was asking about Europe but ok. ( I'm aware of what other countries think of America/Americans.)
Why isn't Pluto a planet anymore?
Do you like pizza?
What is your favorite snack?
What's the most difficult part of fighting Sonic?
Does it annoy that you are considered the "bad guy" when you're just standing up for what you believe in?
Is every part of your battles with Sonic meticulously planned out? Or do you just improvise?

[soysauce2rice]

Did you practice your evil laugh or did it come naturally?
Small guns or Energy weapons ? =D
How did you raise funds to create so many machines and facilities?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

What will the new currency be called?

I'm not entirely certain yet. I'm torn between just taking one of the existing currencies and extending that one worldwide, or creating my own.

If all else fails, I can just say "they're called credits now." Most games do, after all.

Whoo, does this mean I can get to answer this time?

Okay then.

- Yes.
- The bug is actually the opposite, in that, while exploding, despite presenting a flying "100",
(certainly to inform of the points gain) the score value shows no increase.

And now, the question:

If I sent you a Friend Request, would you accept?

- Ah. That seems equally silly, although it makes more sense. Sonic doesn't actually destroy the badnik in gameplay, so why should he get points for it?
- Yes, I would. I'll even get there before you. Check your notifications.

Do you ever dream?
Do you brainstorm to think of clever ways to stop Sonic from ruining your plans?
If I sent you a friend request, would you accept?
Can you give me an machine so I can reverse engineer it?
Will EggOS be for sale soon?
What type of processor your computers are outfitted with?
Bucket O' Sushi, (now with Fish!) What did your food restaurant in the Amusement Park have before?

- Yes. Frequently. I tend not to tell everyone my dreams though. It tends to lead to weird looks, no matter how ordinary.
- All the time. Nobody else poses a true threat anymore, so most of my creations are bent on stopping Sonic these days.
- Yes. Yes I would. And as I said to Foggy_Han (above), I'll even get there first.
- You see, that's why I don't hand out my devices. It's to prevent people from reverse-engineering my creations. It's sort of the point to managing to stay ahead about a hundred years of the current technology curve.
- Nope. EggOS is purely designed for personal use. I might make a public version available when I take over though.
- Custom, as per usual.
- Just fish. SEGA decided to up the silly on that one. I laughed about it though, so it's all good.

How much was a ticket to your amusement park?
have you tried reverse psychology on Sonic? Would he fall for it?
Not exactly what I was asking about Europe but ok. ( I'm aware of what other countries think of America/Americans.)
Why isn't Pluto a planet anymore?
Do you like pizza?
What is your favorite snack?
What's the most difficult part of fighting Sonic?
Does it annoy that you are considered the "bad guy" when you're just standing up for what you believe in?
Is every part of your battles with Sonic meticulously planned out? Or do you just improvise?

- A ticket would've been priced at $40. Maintenance has to come from somewhere, after all.
- Sonic wouldn't. Knuckles definitely would, but Sonic's not quite stupid enough.
- I know, I was just being cynical.
- Because paper-pushers decided that it should be that way?
- Yes.
- Hrmmm... Tea biscuits, probably. They go well with tea (go figure).
- Always losing.
- Slightly. I can bring up some understanding that the masses see me as such though - they'll always believe in propaganda, the suckers.
- Partly planning, partly improvisation. The key to any good plan is to be able to play to unexpected events.

Did you practice your evil laugh or did it come naturally?
Small guns or Energy weapons ? =D
How did you raise funds to create so many machines and facilities?

- I'm a natural, but it does require practice to maintain.
- Have you ever seen the Egg Dragoon? I don't do small and understated unless I want to be sneaky.
- Through various means. One of them is my legal coorporate front. Which they've never managed to link to me. For goodness' sake, the company is actually CALLED EggCorp. Morons.

[Sheik]

Would you kindly explain how Angel Island floats?
Do you play fighting games?
Did you ever notice, whenever the Blue Blur gets a new voice actor in games, fans cry out blasphemy?
Why was sonic so fat in the younger years?
Phazon, Ion, or Photon emitters?
Can lasers cut through water? I keep seeing this in movies so i want to know from a tech expert.
Why are you so cool?
Will you change wardrobes in the future?