Quote Originally Posted by The Wyrm View Post
Looks like you don't have to spend any money on dinner tonight.


Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
"Hmm, what a great day to start the day, I'll go read the newspaper in the backy-"
*sees turtle
*closes door
OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOH S-
That's about right. I was on my deck and noticed that a rock with legs was trying to conquer the stairs.

Decided to move it out of the boundaries of my yard as to avoid running it over with the lawn mower one day. It would be traumatic for all parties involved.