Also, I don't think I'm going to actually play through Assassin's Creed Revelations. My computer can only play it moderately passable on the absolute lowest settings, and the game isn't fun. It's putting too much emphasis on shit that doesn't matter. It's, so far, a game that didn't need to be made.

Tower defense? Seriously? I have to rebuild Constantinople just like I rebuilt Rome? The fuck? I have to recruit people? AGAIN?!

Man, eff dis gaem.