The Wang-Out: You look adopted.

[Inferno.]

"Hello sir, how can I help you today?"

"I want to trade in these three 360s."

"... are these all your 360s?"

"Yes."

"... sir..."

"I swear, these are all mine!"

"Okay. I just need your fingerprints here..."

[Drageuth]

Fuck this. I'm going to bed.

[Inferno.]

Bored shitless. Weekends, why you so boring?!

[Drageuth]

Bored shitless. Weekends, why you so boring?!

Because some people actually go out and do shit.

I don't know any of them. Nor am I invited out to join them if they do.

But I hear stories. And see the pictures on Facebook.




it looks like fun...

[Inferno.]

Because some people actually go out and do shit.

I don't know any of them. Nor am I invited out to join them if they do.

But I hear stories. And see the pictures on Facebook.




it looks like fun...

Yeah same here.

I imagine people will want to know me again when I have my own car, but they can fuck right off. No one's bothered with me for years.

[Drageuth]

Yeah same here.

I imagine people will want to know me again when I have my own car, but they can fuck right off. No one's bothered with me for years.

I find that pretty much all of my friends seem to hang out with me because I give them rides places.

If they don't need a ride somewhere, I seem to get relegated to the backburner as "that guy that they know."

It's a bit of a kick in the balls (and believe me, I know a lot about balls) listening to them actually plan stuff with me standing right there, and not invite me to tag along.

But when I try and get something together, they all ditch me.

... friends are great.

[Inferno.]

I got an email saying I didn't get the job. Yeah fair enough, but why did I have to contact YOU when you said you would contact me to let me know? Cunt. I hope your company goes bankrupt and you all get made redundant.

[Drageuth]

I got an email saying I didn't get the job. Yeah fair enough, but why did I have to contact YOU when you said you would contact me to let me know? Cunt. I hope your company goes bankrupt and you all get made redundant.

I bet if you go and get a degree in robotics, you could build the machines that will eventually replace them.

And then, with your newfound fortune, you could build us all sexbots.


... please?

[Inferno.]

I don't want a degree in anything. I'm not interested in anything enough to want to study it.

When I have a car I'll learn how to repair it by tinkering with it. I don't really want to study automechanics.

[Drageuth]

I don't want a degree in anything. I'm not interested in anything enough to want to study it.

When I have a car I'll learn how to repair it by tinkering with it. I don't really want to study automechanics.

Perhaps I wasn't clear enough.

I WANT A SEXBOT, AND SO HELP ME GOD SOMEWHERE IS GOING TO MAKE ME ONE.

[Inferno.]

Perhaps I wasn't clear enough.

I WANT A SEXBOT, AND SO HELP ME GOD SOMEWHERE IS GOING TO MAKE ME ONE.

Fleshlight?

[Drageuth]

Fleshlight?

... stay away from my bookmarks.

They really aren't as expensive as I thought they would be.

[Inferno.]

... stay away from my bookmarks.

They really aren't as expensive as I thought they would be.

Oh my.

[Gare]

Perhaps I wasn't clear enough.

I WANT A SEXBOT, AND SO HELP ME GOD SOMEWHERE IS GOING TO MAKE ME ONE.

I've already posted this once when I was talking to Ray, but...

http://www.cracked.com/article_16462...fe-robots.html

#6. Your wish, it is granted.

[Inferno.]

Don't see the point applying for any more jobs until I have "work experience".