The Wang-Out: You look adopted.

[Fer!]

I demand 60Hz Mortal Kombat immediately. This is unacceptable.

I hear it's called Malignant Fisticuffs in England.

[Inferno.]

I demand 60Hz Mortal Kombat immediately. This is unacceptable.

Is that even playable with 3 buttons? I never encountered Mortal Kombat until the PS1 days.

[Fer!]

Fierce Punch, Fierce Kick and Block. Yeahhh.

[Inferno.]

I remember getting to M. Bison on Street Fighter II on the SNES one time on 1 star. Couldn't beat him.

God I was terrible at games as a child.

[Fer!]

Don't worry, SF2 difficulty was bullshit back then, in 8 star you got defeated with four or five hits. But taking down freaking Honda? Good luck against incredible reactions, invincible wake-up and doing shit damage if you ever touched that fat sack of shit.

And I still beat the game. Fuck Sagat with a dragon dildo.

[Fer!]

I rest my case, your honour.

[Inferno.]

Was usually Vega that fucked me up.

Every bloody SNES in the 90s that you bought off someone, ALWAYS came with the vanilla Street Fighter II, srsly. I only ever seen the Super version once.

[Cosmic]

I hear it's called Malignant Fisticuffs in England.

DiSCIPLINE HIM!

*Scorpions morphs into Wackford Squeers and begins to viciously cane Raiden's bottom*

[Cosmic]

Is that even playable with 3 buttons? I never encountered Mortal Kombat until the PS1 days.

One punch, two kicks and start for block. Works alright but you really need one of the six button controllers for fighting games.

[Inferno.]

One punch, two kicks and start for block.

Start to block, seriously?

Get a six button joypad all up in that bitch.

[Cosmic]

Start to block, seriously?

Get a six button joypad all up in that bitch.

Blocking in Mortal Kombat? Pfffffff.

[Inferno.]

I got a six button Megadrive controller with my Amiga. Whoever bought that was being ambitious. The Amiga only uses 2 buttons on any Megadrive controller.

[Fer!]

DiSCIPLINE HIM!

*Scorpions morphs into Wackford Squeers and begins to viciously cane Raiden's bottom*

SCORPION HAS TRIUMPHED THIS CONFRONTATION.

[Fer!]

Blocking in Mortal Kombat? Pfffffff.

Jumping high kick, jumping high kick, uppercut, uppercut, fatality.

MK1 wasn't about blocking or doing cerebral tactics, it was about who was getting his head chopped off faster.

[Fer!]

Stupid Google Chrome, stop freezing and marking honour as a typo.