You know what this means, don't you?
We've all caught strains of Ivoltitus.
I have decided to stop thinking for the next couple of days.
Bad things happen when I think.
If you ever get anywhere near my level you can always hold my +5 sharp.
But you won't.
So enjoy your skeletons.
And your wheel skeletons.
Those are the best kind.
Fucking game needs more wheel skeletons.
Or do a Souls x Capcom game.
Wheel skeletons and those fucking helicopters that grab you.
Now with spikes.
Hell if I know.
I haven't had to pay a cent over the listed price on anything ever.
Which has the effect of making digital products pretty cheap by comparison when you realize we have a 13% tax rate in this province (as opposed to 5% in the aforementioned "low tax provinces").
In short, I am clearly Batman.
I once knew a dude who called himself batman.
He punched me in the face, then drove off.
I like to think he protects the streets of Gotham, even now.