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    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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    why did you not every time he hit you, reverse time so it would be as if he never hit you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    You're number three to ask me this, so I will simply re-quote my answer to the first time it was asked: The query is irrelevant. If this woodchuck were to resist me, I would turn it into a robot out of pure spite for causing these daft questions.

    Quote Originally Posted by skullpoker View Post
    *sigh*

    Quote Originally Posted by Kouen View Post
    why did you not every time he hit you, reverse time so it would be as if he never hit you?
    The Time Eater couldn't manage a shift in time on such a short-term basis, it seems. Destroying whole zones, bringing in aid from years in the past, yes. Shifting time for a few seconds, not so much. It's quite vexing, really. Or was. Or is. My sense of time is still muddled, won't it be? Or isn't it?

    AARGH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik View Post
    You're number three to ask me this, so I will simply re-quote my answer to the first time it was asked: The query is irrelevant. If this woodchuck were to resist me, I would turn it into a robot out of pure spite for causing these daft questions.
    The question gets asked so many times, because it's a very relevant question. The repercussion of which are the likes of which we may never know.

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    ALMOST TO 50 PAGES!
    So, how many seashells did Sally sell by the seashore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders View Post
    The question gets asked so many times, because it's a very relevant question. The repercussion of which are the likes of which we may never know.
    ...right.

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    ALMOST TO 50 PAGES!
    So, how many seashells did Sally sell by the seashore?
    None, sadly. Sally's choice of business venue was unfortunate, given that people saw someone selling seashells by the seashore and figured "hey, we're at the seashore, we'll gather our own seashells from the seashore ourselves, let that girl keep her seashells from the seashore."

    Regrettable, but Sally's business was doomed to bankruptcy due to poor localisation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik View Post
    ...right.



    None, sadly. Sally's choice of business venue was unfortunate, given that people saw someone selling seashells by the seashore and figured "hey, we're at the seashore, we'll gather our own seashells from the seashore ourselves, let that girl keep her seashells from the seashore."

    Regrettable, but Sally's business was doomed to bankruptcy due to poor localisation.
    Sally Acorn was reduced from Mobius Princess to seashell seller... quite the downfall wouldn't you say... was you partly responsible for this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kouen View Post
    Sally Acorn was reduced from Mobius Princess to seashell seller... quite the downfall wouldn't you say... was you partly responsible for this?
    There's that alternate universe stuff again, I'm afraid. Also a different Sally. The actual princess Sally has just fallen victim to my counterpart's 'roboticisation' process, from what I know. Sonic did not take it at all well.

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    WOuld you ever hit a Woodchuck with a Nunchuck?

    How big is the universe?

    where'd you get that suit?

    who are your name0able lackeys? who helps you against Sonic???

    E.G.G.M.A.N.????

    wopuld you take the blue or red pill?

    do you think violent games makes people kill or commit crimes?

    what do you think of SOPA???

    If I were to play Insult Sword fighting with you, what would be your insults?


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    Where the hell is the next episode of that Serious Sam LP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiouti View Post
    WOuld you ever hit a Woodchuck with a Nunchuck?

    How big is the universe?

    where'd you get that suit?

    who are your name0able lackeys? who helps you against Sonic???

    E.G.G.M.A.N.????

    wopuld you take the blue or red pill?

    do you think violent games makes people kill or commit crimes?

    what do you think of SOPA???

    If I were to play Insult Sword fighting with you, what would be your insults?

    - That seems spectacularly cruel. Yet hilarious. I'll get back to you on that.
    - Quite large, I'd say. It is actually my professional opinion that "huge" can be applied here.
    - Made a tailoring robot and fed my design into it. For all the devices I can create from scratch, I'm a horrible tailor, so there you are. Got a bot to do it for me, and I still love the result.
    - Quite a few come to mind. Metal Sonic has both helped and fought me. Then there's 5A-55, or Sass. He might not be able to fight, but his assistance is useful. E-102 Gamma used to be exceptionally helpful until he went rogue, the treasonous clump of rust. Some others exist, of course, but naming them all would be daft.
    - The official title of my theme song that SEGA had created when they chronicled Sonic's story in Adventure 2. I liked it so much I adopted it.
    - I would take neither. The minute I found out about the existence of the Matrix I'd use my own ability to reverse-engineer everything and take it over. Given that the Matrix is unlikely to exist, this is a non-issue.
    - No. I think the people who say that make people violent.
    - I could hold a rant the size of a planet about the sheer idiocy of that piece of legislation, but I do have other things to do, so I'll summarise it as: this should never be passed. Ever.
    - Oh deary me, Insult Sword Fighting? Isn't that that creation from Monkey Island? I hadn't really given it much thought, really. I usually spend time on my speeches, but only for the current time. I don't have a pre-set list of insults to hurl at Sonic as I'm fighting him.

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    who's post will be the first of the 50th page?
    is english the only language to have forbidden words (cussing)?

    First Interview.... sees the couch
    Hello, i am the casting Couch. you have probably seen me in locations that you can ether not tell anyone, or places you wish you never visited if you know what i mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Spicer View Post
    who's post will be the first of the 50th page?
    is english the only language to have forbidden words (cussing)?
    - Who knows. People shouldn't cheat and doublepost, of course, but otherwise, I'm not sure. I intend to try to have it be my own post, because I'm like that.
    - Depends on what you mean. In general, every language has its 'forbidden' words. On these forums, it's mostly English because the main language for the forums is English.

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    as in swear words like "f*ck, sh*t, etc..."

    First Interview.... sees the couch
    Hello, i am the casting Couch. you have probably seen me in locations that you can ether not tell anyone, or places you wish you never visited if you know what i mean

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