The Wang-Out: You look adopted.

[Inferno.]

Oh, and if you ever fancied a Level 3 desktop support role in India, give me a shout, I'm just about to set up a team there.

Bit far away from England. Come back to England (Northeast, Newcastle preferred) and employ me. Cheers.

[Inferno.]

Also

Intensive Courses
Need to pass your test quickly? Choose one of our intensive courses.

Practical Test Included
20 Hours taken over 1-2 weeks - £382

Someone lend me £182, I'm a little short.

[Inferno.]

Well I was considering getting lessons from "Corsa can pass" until I seen their horrendous grammar on their site.

Established in 2003, corsa can pass provides excellent tuition at affordable price's. Over the year's we have built up a fantastic reputation for our fun and professional approach to learning to drive.

[Raype]

Also

Intensive Courses
Need to pass your test quickly? Choose one of our intensive courses.

Practical Test Included
20 Hours taken over 1-2 weeks - £382

Someone lend me £182, I'm a little short.

So's Sprung. You don't see us lending him money.

/into the sunset

[Inferno.]

So's Sprung. You don't see us lending him money.

/into the sunset

[Inferno.]

There's this super hot chick that works in the Co-Op at mine who has huge knockers. I used to have her on Facebook, back in the days when I had anyone added cos I thought they were attractive. She deleted me.

[D]

Bit far away from England. Come back to England (Northeast, Newcastle preferred) and employ me. Cheers.

Sorry mate, not planning on going back to shitty old England for a while.

[Inferno.]

Sorry mate, not planning on going back to shitty old England for a while.

[D]

There's this super hot chick that works in the Co-Op at mine who has huge knockers. I used to have her on Facebook, back in the days when I had anyone added cos I thought they were attractive. She deleted me.

There was a super hot girl who worked at the Co-Op by my old place. Every time I walked in there I was imagining myself shooting it all over her face. Extreme, I know. She just had that kind of face, y'know?

Anyway I ended up bumping into her during a night out "you're the guy that always comes in to buy 20 Mayfair and a can of Coke" but she turned out to be proper dull, and she probably found me even duller even after a couple of vodka Red Bulls. Plus, I was already taken.

[Inferno.]

There was a super hot girl who worked at the Co-Op by my old place. Every time I walked in there I was imagining myself shooting it all over her face. Extreme, I know. She just had that kind of face, y'know?

Anyway I ended up bumping into her during a night out "you're the guy that always comes in to buy 20 Mayfair and a can of Coke" but she turned out to be proper dull, and she probably found me even duller even after a couple of vodka Red Bulls. Plus, I was already taken.

Sucks.

I'm incredibly dull anyway, I can't imagine anyone wanting a non-out going person that enjoys nothing more than playing video games and fantasising over cars.

[D]

Sucks.

I'm incredibly dull anyway, I can't imagine anyone wanting a non-out going person that enjoys nothing more than playing video games and fantasising over cars.

I'll tell you something even duller, I'm coming up to 10 years on EP. That is 42% of my life I have been here.

[TheRealSpiders]

I'll tell you something even duller, I'm coming up to 10 years on EP. That is 42% of my life I have been here.

Wow, that certainly puts things in perspective.

[D]

Wow, that certainly puts things in perspective.

It will increase by 2% every year until 2016 when it will reach 50% of my life. Let's see if EP is still around then.

[Inferno.]

I'll tell you something even duller, I'm coming up to 10 years on EP. That is 42% of my life I have been here.

5 years here, meaning I've spent 25% of my life here.

[D]

5 years here, meaning I've spent 25% of my life here.

In calendar terms, yes. However, I would be willing to wager you have spent a far higher percentage of your life being active on here than I. My activity died in 2005 when I found employment, booze and drugs.