The Metal Gear Out: Revengevengevengeance

[Inferno.]

I had a red carpet with that hideous rug on top. The rug was like 80% of the size of the carpet. It was basically just down to protect the carpet.

[Inferno.]

I still have the red carpet that was underneath the horrible rug. Although the carpet's being replaced soon. Dunno what colour to get though.

[Jackhammer]

I said rug, because you said rug. I figured it was really a carpet, but you called it a rug...like it's really english muffins, but you call them crumpets...or cookies, or biscuits, etc.

Everyone knows it's crumpets, not muffins. You're talking out of your fanny.

[Inferno.]

Just seen on a questions and answer video on YouTube, someone in the comments asked "Are you an ass or tits guy?"

What, there are people that are happy with one or the other? I'm a greedy bastard and like both.

[Sprung]

Everyone knows it's crumpets, not muffins. You're talking out of your fanny.

...which is a vagina in GB, if I recall correctly.

Here we get threatened to have our "fannies whipped" when we are kids, and you can buy "fanny packs" to carry items around your waist.

[Inferno.]

...which is a vagina in GB, if I recall correctly.

Here we get threatened to have our "fannies whipped" when we are kids, and you can buy "fanny packs" to carry items around your waist.

Having your fanny whipped.

[Inferno.]

Sounds painful.

[Jackhammer]

Crazy Yanks and their destruction of the English language.

[Inferno.]

Crazy Yanks and their destruction of the English language.

Sidewalks and faucets mayne.

[Jackhammer]

Sidewalks and faucets mayne.

Diapers, doohickey, dude...

[Jackhammer]

So if I were to use the UK equivalent of my username: Jackhammer = (UK: pneumatic drill)

[Inferno.]

So if I were to use the UK equivalent of my username: Jackhammer = (UK: pneumatic drill)

Doesn't have the same ring to it.

[Jackhammer]

Doesn't have the same ring to it.

Genetic Jackhammer

[Sprung]

A jackhammer hammers, it doesn't drill

[Inferno.]

That's what you think.