Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

1. How many golf balls can you fit in a school bus?
2. How much should you charge to wash all the windows in Seattle?
3. How many piano tuners are there in the entire world?
4. Every man in a village of 100 married couples has cheated on his wife. Every wife in the village instantly knows when a man other than her husband has cheated, but does not know when her own husband has. The village has a law that does not allow for adultery. Any wife who can prove that her husband is unfaithful must kill him that very day. The women of the village would never disobey this law. One day, the queen of the village visits and announces that at least one husband has been unfaithful. What happens?
5. You are shrunk to the height of a nickel and your mass is proportionally reduced so as to maintain your original density. You are then thrown into an empty glass blender. The blades will start moving in 60 seconds. What do you do?
6. If you look at a clock and the time is 3:15, what is the angle between the hour and the minute hands?
7. Suppose we have N companies, and we want to eventually merge them into one big company. How many ways are there to merge?
8. Why are manhole covers round?
9. A man pushed his car to a hotel and lost his fortune. What happened?
10. Explain the significance of “dead beef.”
11. Design an evacuation plan for San Francisco.
12. You have eight balls all of the same size. Seven of them weigh the same, and one of them weighs slightly more. How can you find the ball that is heavier by using a balance and only two weighings?

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?
7. Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
8. Why do “tug” boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we are already there?
10. Why are they called “stands” when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
12. Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a “wise man” and ” wise guy” opposites?
14. Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things?
15. Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
27. Christmas – What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
28. if someone tells you something is dirty what do you think first perverted dirty or mud kind of dirty?
29. what will the Robotnik gameconsole be like?
30. if sonic went back in time by exactly 10 minutes and challenged himself to a race which sonic would win?
31. was sonic a sellout in adventure for not wearing his trademark sneakers?
32. why was sonic and the black knight recalled and why werent you in it?
33. http://www.sonicgear.org/FanEvents/J...manCostume.jpg is this a good you?

more questions from my colorful friend!!!

Oh good, more of these. You realise that there aren't really questions to me, but rather just the sheer epitomy of randomosity, with no real goal nor drive whatsoever? Oh well. Incidentally, your numbering system is out of whack. Tell your colourful friend to get that straight at least.

- I suspect that any ball held by a golf club would be held in a ballroom.
- Ownership of the city.
- I don't care. Do you care? Would anyone?
- With luck, a massacre. Towns this stupid aren't viable for further existence.
- I will consider the problem from every angle, and then decide that it's not really happening because not even I could come up with a situation quite so ridiculous.
- None. I have a digital clock. Next.
- ...one. Shove 'em all together. Done.
- Because it's the only shape with which the lid can't drop into it.
- He pushed his car to a hotel and lost his fortune.
- It's not alive.
- This is not a question.
- Put the balls in my scanner which is next to my scales. Next.
- Har, and indeed, har.
- Is it? To my knowledge, it's not universally agreed that the second hand is the "third hand" of a clock. Who's to say it's not the first hand? Or the actual second? I call it that blinky colon between the numbers. Digital clock again.
- It's called schooling.
- I take offense to calling Webster the first dictionary writer.
- "Whack" is the sound Sonic makes as he runs into a wall or my Eggmobile. If he does not do so and defeat me, something must obviously be wrong, hence "out of whack".
- Why not?
- Parallel linguistic development.
- Because it's easier, and the old name "tug boat" stuck.
- Correction: you sing that. I would not be caught dead singing that.
- Because when the term was coined, they weren't.
- It's a shortened version of "after the onset of darkness" (or similar).
- Quite. Therefore my advice would be for you to always expect the expected. After all, then I can blindside you. I expect you grasp this fact?
- One can be both. But being a wise man definitely does not automatically mean being a wise guy, nor vice versa. The two terms aren't opposites. Being a wise man - I.e. me - makes one a better wiseguy, of course.
- They don't mean opposite things. One can do both. They also have multiple meanings. I'm going to have to ask you from now on to clarify the EXACT MEANING of every linguistic question you ask to ensure this confusion does not arise again.
- Because you've asked this before. Really, at least CHECK your backlog of questions.
- I wonder who said work is terrific. Half the planet would disagree with him.
- The audience consists of the people not acting actively at the current time of action.
- Because metaphors.
- Yes, because these two afflictions are clearly related. Really? Also, the words "all right" shouldn't be that hard to read.
- Because you've also asked this before.
- and this!
- Because they're bloody synonyms.
- Why else would one need to abbreviate it?
- You just keep believing that and drying yourself off with what by now must resemble hardwood.
- It does.
- You only have one?
- Every day? Barring the socks. I tend to eat off plates.
- Yes.
- Better than all the others. Also smarter.
- They are still both one and the same. If the past one wins, the future one will already have won. If the future one wins, the past one will win later.
- ...he... wore them? What else was he wearing in that game? Slippers?
- Your second question answers your first.
- Acceptable, though that gargantuan Tails freaks me out.

EDIT: These three replies were appended as I was answering that gargantuan list. They will be added to this post now.

OMG

What?

Why haven't you gotten bored of staring at walls of text? What is wrong with you?

Mostly because it's an amusing diversion, though I'll grant some of the walls of text are becoming rather massive at times. And there is nothing wrong with me, thank you very much indeed.

Its all a bit much

What is? I mean, really? The questions? Your posts? Give me more details!

[Joe Blog]

You definitely need to improve your shields, i watched a sea gull successfully leave a big streak of s**t down one of your windows. if your shields cant stop a big steamer how on earth are they going to stop sonic?

Would you like me to recommend some nice wall paper?

Have you ever been to the $2 shop?

Is this you?

74Eggman.jpg

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

You definitely need to improve your shields, i watched a sea gull successfully leave a big streak of s**t down one of your windows. if your shields cant stop a big steamer how on earth are they going to stop sonic?

Would you like me to recommend some nice wall paper?

Have you ever been to the $2 shop?

Is this you?

74Eggman.jpg

- My shields didn't stop it because it didn't represent a threat. I've got cleanerbots you know. I don't expend valuable shield energy on something as silly as preventing a daft seagull from unloading. These things happen.
- I'll do my own shopping thanks.
- Nope. Nor any of its variants. I can afford to build fleets. I can afford to visit more expensive stores than the $2 shop.
- Definitely not. This guy forgot the goggles. And he's fatter than me. Good mustache though.

[Darklinky]

What is? I mean, really? The questions? Your posts? Give me more details!

Just all the lists of questions that Jack Posts, i cant be bothered to read em all lol

You definitely need to improve your shields, i watched a sea gull successfully leave a big streak of s**t down one of your windows. if your shields cant stop a big steamer how on earth are they going to stop sonic?





74Eggman.jpg

Best Cosplay EVER

[TheRealSpiders]

- My shields didn't stop it because it didn't represent a threat. I've got cleanerbots you know. I don't expend valuable shield energy on something as silly as preventing a daft seagull from unloading. These things happen.

Hah, is that the technical term for it?

[Joe Blog]

can your shield tell if its you approaching?

if i dressed up as you could i get through your shield?

what does your shield actually consist of?

are you sure you dont want me to find some nice wall paper?

did you blow up the sea gull?

did the fresh steamer ruin your ships paint?

[enilias]

Did you build the Death Egg in space or did you construct it on earth and then get it in orbit?

[luffy4]

no way you will answer all these, so big it needed a spoiler!!!
also, in adventure 2 sonic wore official brand sneakers lol, it was a form of advertisement ( see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap_%2...c_the_Hedgehog )

Spoiler warning:

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
How do a fool and his money GET together?
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

1.They say practice makes perfect... So why don't couples marry many times first before settling on the ONE?
2.If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest need to follow suit?
3.If your spouse's horoscope reads "Love is in the air,you will find true love today..." while yours read "Today is not the best of days for love...", does it mean your spouse is going to commit adultery?
4.Sometimes a child would blame the toughness of the exam when they get poor results.But parent would retort"If blah blah can do so well,why can't you?" Why don't they reply"But blah blah blah gets so much for his allowance,why don't i?"
5.Why do people say"The sun rises in the east and sets in the west" when actually it's Earth that is moving relative to the sun?
6.If laughter is the best medicine, why don't they include humour as part of the medicine course in universities?
7.If the best things in life are free, why can't the lesser things be free too?
8.Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
9.If quizzes are quizzical,what are tests?
10.Why do they call it one night stand when you are horizontal most of the time?


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all! stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

[Kouen Hasuki]

Part of this is classified, but I can give away three minor spoilers in terms of upgrades.

Firstly, I fully intend to upgrade my shielding systems. Just because the Egg Carrier is defunct as a frontline battlestation doesn't mean I want to be attacked. This ship is my home, after all. Secondly, I want to integrate a few backup power systems. Knuckles might not have realised that I've snitched the Master Emerald from him ages ago, but there's no guarantee that this happy state of affairs will continue. Thirdly, and finally, I want to refurbish my living quarters. The wallpaper is garish, and frankly, I want to add in a living room and possibly guest quarters.

You expect Guests? Or Captives that may need to be treated better?

no way you will answer all these, so big it needed a spoiler!!!
also, in adventure 2 sonic wore official brand sneakers lol, it was a form of advertisement ( see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap_%2...c_the_Hedgehog )

Spoiler warning:

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
How do a fool and his money GET together?
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

1.They say practice makes perfect... So why don't couples marry many times first before settling on the ONE?
2.If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest need to follow suit?
3.If your spouse's horoscope reads "Love is in the air,you will find true love today..." while yours read "Today is not the best of days for love...", does it mean your spouse is going to commit adultery?
4.Sometimes a child would blame the toughness of the exam when they get poor results.But parent would retort"If blah blah can do so well,why can't you?" Why don't they reply"But blah blah blah gets so much for his allowance,why don't i?"
5.Why do people say"The sun rises in the east and sets in the west" when actually it's Earth that is moving relative to the sun?
6.If laughter is the best medicine, why don't they include humour as part of the medicine course in universities?
7.If the best things in life are free, why can't the lesser things be free too?
8.Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
9.If quizzes are quizzical,what are tests?
10.Why do they call it one night stand when you are horizontal most of the time?


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all! stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Ok your just taking the piss now while copy and pasting from somewhere else...

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

Dear me, that's a lot of posts. All right then, to work!

Just all the lists of questions that Jack Posts, i cant be bothered to read em all lol



Best Cosplay EVER

Pretty much. I sort of have to if I want to answer them all. And the cosplay's not bad. I just wish he'd remembered the goggles. Really now.

Hah, is that the technical term for it?

No, it's not. But it covers the basics, doesn't it? It's energy, and it powers my shields.

can your shield tell if its you approaching?

if i dressed up as you could i get through your shield?

what does your shield actually consist of?

are you sure you dont want me to find some nice wall paper?

did you blow up the sea gull?

did the fresh steamer ruin your ships paint?

- Yes. Yes it can. Multiple different systems are used to detect whether it's actually me on approach.
- No. No you can't.
- That's classified information, I'm afraid. I rely on my shield to keep me in the air. I'm not going to provide details on how it works. Not that anyone could build anything like it, of course.
- Yes, I'm sure. I appreciate the offer, but everything concerning my Egg Carrier I do myself.
- That would be a bit of a waste of time, wouldn't it? I mean, it's a sea gull.
- I can't believe you call it a "steamer"... And no, it didn't. Again, cleanerbots. The problem was resolved almost as quickly as it occurred.

Did you build the Death Egg in space or did you construct it on earth and then get it in orbit?

Ahhh the Death Egg. Probably my most ambitious failure. I built it on the ground and then strove to launch it into orbit. I succeeded. Then Sonic knocked it out of orbit, and it crash-landed it what was to become my Launch Base Zone, where I re-launched it. Before Sonic managed to knock it out of the sky. Then I crash-landed on that blasted Echidna's floating island and re-relaunched, to finally achieve orbit. Eventually, of course, Sonic defeated me (despite my final creation being powered by the Master Emerald itself) and knocked the Death Egg out of the sky. This time in quite a lot of pieces. I've retried the project once or twice since, but it never really panned out.

no way you will answer all these, so big it needed a spoiler!!!
also, in adventure 2 sonic wore official brand sneakers lol, it was a form of advertisement ( see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap_%2...c_the_Hedgehog )

Spoiler warning:

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
How do a fool and his money GET together?
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

1.They say practice makes perfect... So why don't couples marry many times first before settling on the ONE?
2.If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest need to follow suit?
3.If your spouse's horoscope reads "Love is in the air,you will find true love today..." while yours read "Today is not the best of days for love...", does it mean your spouse is going to commit adultery?
4.Sometimes a child would blame the toughness of the exam when they get poor results.But parent would retort"If blah blah can do so well,why can't you?" Why don't they reply"But blah blah blah gets so much for his allowance,why don't i?"
5.Why do people say"The sun rises in the east and sets in the west" when actually it's Earth that is moving relative to the sun?
6.If laughter is the best medicine, why don't they include humour as part of the medicine course in universities?
7.If the best things in life are free, why can't the lesser things be free too?
8.Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
9.If quizzes are quizzical,what are tests?
10.Why do they call it one night stand when you are horizontal most of the time?


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all! stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Yes, I would have started answering the lot, but I quickly glanced over your list, and noticed that the very first question you ask is a repeat, as is the last question, and a few others I spotted, so no, I'm not even going to bother. I did tell you to at least check through your list for repeated questions. You failed to listen, so I shall presently fail to answer these questions. And point taken about the Adventure 2 shoes, though that was only in the game then, it would appear.

You expect Guests? Or Captives that may need to be treated better?



Ok your just taking the piss now while copy and pasting from somewhere else...

- Eh, a little of column A, a little of column B. My prison on board isn't exactly suited for any kind of imprisonment, really. I mean, it's literally a small empty room with bars in front of it. I could at least have been nice and installed a toilet, in hindsight, so I'm re-designing that too. Busy busy.
- Yes. Yes he is.

[luffy4]

You expect Guests? Or Captives that may need to be treated better?



Ok your just taking the piss now while copy and pasting from somewhere else...

of course! where would i think up so many questions?

[kiduxa]

sir i have one question only: why did you wanted to merry sara?
cause i see one movie with sonic wit my sis in the other day in there u waned to merry her. and knuxi had a hat but it was veeeeery funny they talked japonese but i got it because the movie had text with the talks but was very good. but thats all i want know just. i mean, why u wanted to merry sara?

[Joe Blog]

If none of us can construct any of your high tech stuff why don't you share your plans? take into account the fact that by the time we figure out how to build the stuff you use now you will have destined way better and more complicated stuff.

I take it that your floor, walls, and ceiling of your egg carrier are going to be red?

Is this you slipping out back of the grocery store? and if so what were you doing to the fruit and veg?

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[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

sir i have one question only: why did you wanted to merry sara?
cause i see one movie with sonic wit my sis in the other day in there u waned to merry her. and knuxi had a hat but it was veeeeery funny they talked japonese but i got it because the movie had text with the talks but was very good. but thats all i want know just. i mean, why u wanted to merry sara?

That's an alternate universe counterpart of me. I'm not sure why he wanted to marry Sara, all I know is that he had issues. Really, destroying half the world and preferably all its inhabitants in order to create some kind of technological adam and eve story with Sara? He had issues. Definite issues.

If none of us can construct any of your high tech stuff why don't you share your plans? take into account the fact that by the time we figure out how to build the stuff you use now you will have destined way better and more complicated stuff.

I take it that your floor, walls, and ceiling of your egg carrier are going to be red?

Is this you slipping out back of the grocery store? and if so what were you doing to the fruit and veg?

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- I don't share details about the inner workings of my systems because I'm not the only genius on the planet. I am the greatest genius, but sufficiently clever people may be able to use in-depth details in order to counter me. I will not have that.
- Not necessarily. I intend to have red, black, and yellow tones, but I don't want it garish or clashing. Red floors, walls, and ceilings only make it seem as if you're sitting in a vast expanse of redness.
- No, that's not me. I have more cosplaying fans than I thought. I wonder if I should be flattered or worried. Also, what do you think I would do to the fruit and vegetables? What on earth are you suggesting? They're fruit and vegetables. I would purchase them and then use them in my next meal.

[Joe Blog]

Have you ever condidered using some blue?

Do you like decorating?

What are you going to do if this thread reaches 50 pages?

What about if it reaches 100 pages?