The Inferno Out: How to make Inferno stop chewing on the Christmas JTAG

[Raype]

The cool part of my shift tomorrow is that I get to spent much of it either outside or dicking around out back.

Or I can take the scenic route back after helping one of those little old ladies carry something heavy to their car.

Victory.

[Nemkoon]

I'm setting up Christmas decorations with my Dad while My Mom goes shopping.
Thank God.

[Sprung]

I'm setting up Christmas decorations with my Dad while My Mom goes shopping.
Thank God.

I think you got the better end of the deal.

[Nemkoon]

[Wyrm]

Just got woke up by a toothache.

And an earache.

I'm considering calling out tomorrow.

[Inferno.]

Just heard a guy I watch on YouTube summarise the plot to Human Centipede 2. Wow, I don't want to go sleep anymore, it sounds fucking disgusting.

[Sprung]

Just got woke up by a toothache.

And an earache.

I'm considering calling out tomorrow.

I assume you don't work in retail then.

[Raype]

Just heard a guy I watch on YouTube summarise the plot to Human Centipede 2. Wow, I don't want to go sleep anymore, it sounds fucking disgusting.

That's right, stay awake.

And watch Human Centipede.

What's the worst that can happen?

Aside from it causing you to become a sick fuck who makes his own centipedes.

[Sprung]

Just heard a guy I watch on YouTube summarise the plot to Human Centipede 2. Wow, I don't want to go sleep anymore, it sounds fucking disgusting.

Sounds like something that would already be on my 'do not watch' list.

[Milady]

I think we are going to go back out around 2 or 3 and hit some more stores that opened at midnight. Then go to the 5am/6am openings.

We open at 3:00am.

To make matters worse, they're handing out gift cards to the first 250 people in the store, one of which is guaranteed to be worth $1000.

The door they're doing that at happens to open right in front of my department.

I'm trying to stay positive and think of the commission I'll earn during 11 hours of insanity, but I know we're going to pull up and I'm going to die.

Also, I'm just starting to feel like I need to go to bed. ;___;

[Inferno.]

Yeah, my ex was into watching that kind of shit. I told her, ,you ain't watching shit likek that around me.

[Inferno.]

Also typing awkwardly laying down in bed. Haters gonna hate.

[Wyrm]

Just heard a guy I watch on YouTube summarise the plot to Human Centipede 2. Wow, I don't want to go sleep anymore, it sounds fucking disgusting.

I just downloaded it earlier.

Can't wait to watch it.

I assume you don't work in retail then.

McDonalds, yo.

[Inferno.]

Anyone that can watch films like that is a sick fuck.

[Nemkoon]

We open at 3:00am.

To make matters worse, they're handing out gift cards to the first 250 people in the store, one of which is guaranteed to be worth $1000.

The door they're doing that at happens to open right in front of my department.

I'm trying to stay positive and think of the commission I'll earn during 11 hours of insanity, but I know we're going to pull up and I'm going to die.

Also, I'm just starting to feel like I need to go to bed. ;___;

Ouch.
i wish I was able to send you a survival kit in time.