The JTAG-out: Make your JTAG stop chewing on the christmas tree.

[Inferno.]

[Nemkoon]

I don't have any cats.

[Raype]

You should get 2.

Then you'll have too many.

[Nemkoon]

I don't think they'll get along with our dogs.

[Elin]

Are you sure they'd be able to tell? Everything is going to be a mess of pixels. I suppose in a pinch you could even use one as a weapon.

I know I'd want to keep my genitals away from all those sharp corners.

You know, Japanese pornography is quite disturbing enough without you turning censored genitals into potentially lethal weapons. Though I suppose it's fairly likely that they've already done that themselves in certain anime.

[Tanthias]

You should get 2.

Then you'll have too many.

You're delusional. You can never have too many kitties. Just ask crazy cat lady, she'll agree

[Elin]

You're delusional. You can never have too many kitties. Just ask crazy cat lady, she'll agree

You called?

Gosh, I've been on the internet so much today. Productive Monday is oh-so-productive.

[Nemkoon]

You're delusional. You can never have too many kitties. Just ask crazy cat lady, she'll agree

Can you have too many puppies?

[Raype]

You know, Japanese pornography is quite disturbing enough without you turning censored genitals into potentially lethal weapons. Though I suppose it's fairly likely that they've already done that themselves in certain anime.

It's one of the best explanations I can come up with for the high blood content in hentai.

It's like someone slaughtered a chicken inside that 8 year old school girl.

[Englebert3rd]

Thanks now I want a cat.

[Elin]

Thanks now I want a cat.

Then our work here is done. What, you thought this was a site for videogames and emulation and stuff? Pfft. We're all about getting people to get cats.

[Tanthias]

Thanks now I want a cat.

No. You want ten.

[Tanthias]

Then our work here is done. What, you thought this was a site for videogames and emulation and stuff? Pfft. We're all about getting people to get cats.

Kittyparadise?

[Englebert3rd]

Then our work here is done. What, you thought this was a site for videogames and emulation and stuff? Pfft. We're all about getting people to get cats.

It was all a consipracy. You're all part of the Catlluminati!

[Cosmic]

Kittyparadise?

Pussyparadise might give the wrong impression.