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    Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
    Yeah... I still haven't had time to actually start playing it.
    Me either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    I did, one of the woman got offended, the other didn't know what it was, and the man just asked if I had anything the college could actually put its name to.
    What? I figured a self lubricating flesh light would be the perfect thing to put Holy Virgin College's name on.

    Look look, the lube is red and everything!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    What? I figured a self lubricating flesh light would be the perfect thing to put Holy Virgin College's name on.

    Look look, the lube is red and everything!



    luckily my college is one of the few things religion kinda stays out of.

    Another fun story, this college chaplain emailed me informing me of times h says mass in the quiet room, I emailed him back explaining my atheist views and such, he now emails me twice a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post


    luckily my college is one of the few things religion kinda stays out of.

    Another fun story, this college chaplain emailed me informing me of times h says mass in the quiet room, I emailed him back explaining my atheist views and such, he now emails me twice a week.
    This is the part where you tell him you've converted to Islam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    Fixed.
    This.

    I know I am not the only one who went the first time Sonic spoke in Sonic Adventure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post


    luckily my college is one of the few things religion kinda stays out of.

    Another fun story, this college chaplain emailed me informing me of times h says mass in the quiet room, I emailed him back explaining my atheist views and such, he now emails me twice a week.
    Godless freak.

    Oh, I mean, hey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Godless freak.

    Oh, I mean, hey
    That's not nice, Sprung.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Wyrm View Post
    That's not nice, Sprung.
    "Freak" was too much?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Godless freak.

    Oh, I mean, hey
    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    This is the part where you tell him you've converted to Islam.
    You are my oprah, both of you. Together. Divided? Don't even look at me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    "Freak" was too much?
    I'd rather be a godless freak than worship a 2000 year old Jewish zombie.

    I may have went too far...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post


    luckily my college is one of the few things religion kinda stays out of.

    Another fun story, this college chaplain emailed me informing me of times h says mass in the quiet room, I emailed him back explaining my atheist views and such, he now emails me twice a week.
    If god wanted me to worship him, I'd have been born clutching a bible.

    Alternatively, he wouldn't have allowed me to be born atheist.

    Asshole response, he wouldn't have given me a functioning logical mind.

    Best response: But enough about god, what're you wearing? Are you a naughty priest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Wyrm View Post
    I'd rather be a godless freak than worship a 2000 year old Jewish zombie.

    I may have went too far...
    LOOK AT ME! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!

    (the preceding post was a dramatization of Sprung totally ignoring a religious discussion)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    If god wanted me to worship him, I'd have been born clutching a bible.

    Alternatively, he wouldn't have allowed me to be born atheist.

    Asshole response, he wouldn't have given me a functioning logical mind.

    Best response: But enough about god, what're you wearing? Are you a naughty priest?
    Go look at my pictures on the facebook, I went out as a naughty prist this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Best response: But enough about god, what're you wearing? Are you a naughty priest?
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post

    (the preceding post was a dramatization of Sprung totally ignoring a religious discussion)

    Good thing we all agree on this subject.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Wyrm View Post
    I'd rather be a godless freak than worship a 2000 year old Jewish zombie.

    I may have went too far...
    Except in this version, the christians are the mindless flesh eating horde.


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