Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[treos]

what was the most annoying part of any sonic game you may've played before sonic adventure? (genesis, master system, 32, sega cd, gg, those older machines)

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

what was the most annoying part of any sonic game you may've played before sonic adventure? (genesis, master system, 32, sega cd, gg, those older machines)

Always having to defeat myself. Really, they're nice records of my past plots, but I'm still stuck as Sonic in the blasted games, which automatically means I get to be annihilated. Systematically.

[treos]

i suppose thats true, hmmm... favorite villain (aside from yourself of course)?
and i guess, if given the chance what would your favorite prank to pull on knuckles be? (doubt it'd be hard to prank the gullible one )

also this is out of curiousity but i wonder what the limit a human would be able to reach in martial arts training with adequate tech aiding in said training, dunno if you'd know or not really.

[Grouch]

been awhile since I asked something.
can you play a musical instrument?
can you cook?
have you ever eaten rabbit or squirrel?
how do you feel about swamps?
have you ever tried farming?
do you have a favorite fruit or vegetable?(I feel like I asked this one before)

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

i suppose thats true, hmmm... favorite villain (aside from yourself of course)?
and i guess, if given the chance what would your favorite prank to pull on knuckles be? (doubt it'd be hard to prank the gullible one )

also this is out of curiousity but i wonder what the limit a human would be able to reach in martial arts training with adequate tech aiding in said training, dunno if you'd know or not really.

- Hrmmm... Various names come to mind. Kefka, the freakish death-clown from Final Fantasy. Dr. Neo Cortex, a fellow mad scientist. But I think that the winner would be Dr. Nefarious from the Ratchet & Clank games. Bloody hilarious character.
- My favourite prank to pull on Knuckles? One I've pulled often enough: Making him believe that Sonic's a bad guy. It's worked several times so far, and I'm not going to give up a classic just yet.
- Sorry, can't help much there. Martial Arts is not my forté. I know a fair bit about it, but only the techniques and mechanics behind it, so as to build better robots. Applied to human limitations? Can't help you.

been awhile since I asked something.
can you play a musical instrument?
can you cook?
have you ever eaten rabbit or squirrel?
how do you feel about swamps?
have you ever tried farming?
do you have a favorite fruit or vegetable?(I feel like I asked this one before)

- I've been known to play the piano at times, but it's not something I'm famous for, oddly enough. Mind you, I'm only a basic player at any rate.
- Not immensely well, but if I find myself without my robotic chefs, I can manage to put something together to keep me going.
- Once or twice. The taste didn't really appeal to me a great deal, I must say. If you suspect that my days of imprisoning small woodland animals to serve as batteries would've put me off meat: No, not really. I still enjoy full meals, and meat is a part of that for me.
- Swamps... Eugh. Dank, dreary, oppressive places filled with all manner of life-forms intent on stinging, biting or eating you. I understand that they are necessary to keep the world's ecology going, but I prefer to understand that a long way away from swamps.
- Farming. I'm a grandmaster engineer and probably the greatest scientific genius in the world. Farming. I'm not sure how to point out the sheer silliness that is this question.
- Well, even if you haven't, it's merely the latest "favourite" question in a long line, so don't worry about it too much. I don't think fruit or vegetables have been asked yet though, so good on you. I suppose my favourite in this case would be tomato and lettuce, mostly because I"m fond of BLT sandwiches.

(O.O.C. note: Remember that this is Robotnik answering the questions, not Lasharus, hence the sometimes nasty replies to questions. This has led to arguing before, hence this clarification )

[Darklinky]

You may have noticed from my Location that i am hiding from you.

Therefore my question is.....

What bit of tech would you use to find me?

What arguements would that be lol

[Grouch]

have you or one of your counter parts ever became feral and bitten someone?
in light of this new information regarding your lack of farming skills, could you just genetically engineer fruits and vegetables?
how often do you get take out?

[luffy4]

have you tried a beard instead of a mustache?

[treos]

have you or one of your counter parts ever became feral and bitten someone?

lol related to this one, is there ever a time when a normally sane villain like yourself has done that and it not end in some funny way? i think i remember seeing something like that happen a few different times in the past.

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

You may have noticed from my Location that i am hiding from you.

Therefore my question is.....

What bit of tech would you use to find me?

What arguements would that be lol

Hrmmm, attempting to find someone who doesn't wish to be found, yet who posted here. Let's see... energy signature detected... no movement since latest posting... no automatic posting programs detected... lovely, probably found you. If I am correct, one of my bots will be tapping you on the shoulder aboooouuuut...

NOW.

O.O.C.: Don't worry, that remark wasn't specifically for you. I was just playing it safe

have you or one of your counter parts ever became feral and bitten someone?
in light of this new information regarding your lack of farming skills, could you just genetically engineer fruits and vegetables?
how often do you get take out?

- Um, not that I know of. Closest one of my counterparts has ever come was my Archie counterpart, who went so far 'round the twist that he might well have bitten someone if he'd had the chance, but instead he managed to punch Sonic square in the face, much to my amusement.
- Yes, I could, though genetic engineering is a VERY precise art, and if you get it wrong, the best result is that the fruits and vegetables would taste repulsive. The worst result would be mutations.
- Sorry, I'm not entirely sure what you mean. Taken out as in defeated? More often than I'd care to admit...

have you tried a beard instead of a mustache?

I'm forming a mental image of this right now. That would look ridiculous.

lol related to this one [EDITOR'S NOTE: He means the question about biting people], is there ever a time when a normally sane villain like yourself has done that and it not end in some funny way? i think i remember seeing something like that happen a few different times in the past.

Well, I've never bitten anyone in my life, so I'm not entirely sure. Others like me... not that I can recall, I'm afraid. If anyone has information on this, feel free to provide it, of course, but for now the answer is "I couldn't say for sure"

[Grouch]

Hrmmm, attempting to find someone who doesn't wish to be found, yet who posted here. Let's see... energy signature detected... no movement since latest posting... no automatic posting programs detected... lovely, probably found you. If I am correct, one of my bots will be tapping you on the shoulder aboooouuuut...

NOW.

O.O.C.: Don't worry, that remark wasn't specifically for you. I was just playing it safe



- Um, not that I know of. Closest one of my counterparts has ever come was my Archie counterpart, who went so far 'round the twist that he might well have bitten someone if he'd had the chance, but instead he managed to punch Sonic square in the face, much to my amusement.
- Yes, I could, though genetic engineering is a VERY precise art, and if you get it wrong, the best result is that the fruits and vegetables would taste repulsive. The worst result would be mutations.
- Sorry, I'm not entirely sure what you mean. Taken out as in defeated? More often than I'd care to admit...

yeah I forgot the food part of that last question
love the answer to my first question

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

yeah I forgot the food part of that last question
love the answer to my first question

Oh, take away food! I thought it was just a typo. I do apologise.

And not very often. It's a bit tricky to put in an address you see.

"Please deliver it to:

HIDDEN BASE
[Address Undisclosed]
Eggmanland."

It just wouldn't work.

[Grouch]

Oh, take away food! I thought it was just a typo. I do apologise.

And not very often. It's a bit tricky to put in an address you see.

"Please deliver it to:

HIDDEN BASE
[Address Undisclosed]
Eggmanland."

It just wouldn't work.

what about sending one of your robots to pick it up for you?

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

what about sending one of your robots to pick it up for you?

I do have that done at times. Sometimes I really want Chinese food or a pizza. I found a few openminded restaurants, and once it became clear that, even though Dr. Robotnik was ordering, he was also doing the PAYING, they didn't mind all that much.

[Kouen Hasuki]

What is your worst nightmare?