The Titout: Those Damn Things Hang Lower Than Balls.

[Wyrm]

He's like a videogame. Except noisier, there's no off button, and you don't get to retry once you screw up then get the bad ending where he runs away at 14 to marry his home ec teacher.

I have a strange suspicion that this has more meaning to it than face value....

[Zaladane]

Holy shit.

That is really creepy.

[Drageuth]

He's like a videogame. Except noisier, there's no off button, and you don't get to retry once you screw up then get the bad ending where he runs away at 14 to marry his home ec teacher.

It's more like a motion-capture video game. I go through the motions over and over and over again until he learns what I want him to do and starts copying me.

Trophy Unlocked: Tied Your Shoes

[Wyrm]

Holy shit.

That is really creepy.

You're welcome.

It's more like a motion-capture video game. I go through the motions over and over and over again until he learns what I want him to do and starts copying me.

Trophy Unlocked: Tied Your Shoes

'Dawww

[Raype]

I like how in order to get the plat you need a lot of paid DLC.

See, having the kid is free, but then they screw you on cash shop items.

Food, alternate outfits, stat boosting items, expansion packs with new towns.

Fucking bogus.

[Sprung]

You also have your son.

He's like a videogame. Except noisier, there's no off button, and you don't get to retry once you screw up then get the bad ending where he runs away at 14 to marry his home ec teacher.

So not much like a videogame at all.

But you can trade him in for stuff.

I got magical powers by selling my offspring to some guy at the crossroads.

He also wanted the bottom of my shoe for some reason.

Weirdoes, I tell ya.

I finished it in 18 years, got the bad ending, and it was better than Halo.

[Wyrm]

I like how in order to get the plat you need a lot of paid DLC.

See, having the kid is free, but then they screw you on cash shop items.

Food, alternate outfits, stat boosting items, expansion packs with new towns.

Fucking bogus.

Sprung beat me to it.

[Drageuth]

I finished it in 18 years, got the bad ending, and it was better than Halo.

I laughed way too hard at this.

[Sprung]

Sprung beat me to it.

I still have "Kid 2: WTF?" and "Kid 3: Heart Failure" to finish.

[Wyrm]

I still have "Kid 2: WTF?" and "Kid 3: Heart Failure" to finish.

I'm glad I don't have any kids.

Having a miniature version of myself running around would be too much for me.

My sisters kid is enough. She's a doll though.

[Sprung]

I'm glad I don't have any kids.

Having a miniature version of myself running around would be too much for me.

My sisters kid is enough. She's a doll though.

Mine are full size versions of myself

[Knightshade]

I'm glad I don't have any kids.

Having a miniature version of myself running around would be too much for me.

My sisters kid is enough. She's a doll though.

they say your kids turn out worse than you did.

SO...I'm never having kids

(I was a mean little fuck as a kid and was always getting in trouble.)

[Wyrm]

Mine are full size versions of myself

Probably bigger than you.

Lame short joke was lame.

[Sprung]

Probably bigger than you.

Lame short joke was lame.

Not so far from the truth

[Wyrm]

Not so far from the truth

It's okay.

I'm much taller than both of my parents and easily the tallest person in the family.

They be puttin' shit in the chicken these days.