The Titout: Those Damn Things Hang Lower Than Balls.

[Wyrm]

The thought of a stiletto lancing my ballsack makes me harder than the Turbo Tunnel.

Uh...



I enjoy pain, but damn bro.

[Raype]

Uh...



I enjoy pain, but damn bro.

You've never thought of some chick grinding her heels into your junk?

That's one of the simplest pleasures of masochism.

Now being suspended by hooks lightly over a bed of nails which ever so gingerly kiss your soft flesh whilst wearing a tight fitting chastity belt as part of arousal denying. That's the real kinky shit.

[!nstaGib]

Yeah I watched some mates play on live stream.

I noticed a few bugs, but hey, it's a new PC release, of course they're going to be SOME bugs, right?

Also, getting it isn't my problem. It's having something (be it a console or a powerful enough PC) to play it on that's the problem here.

Really? Only bug I've seen is a few floating pebbles so far

It really is a bitch to run though. It maxes out my Core2Quad, I can only imagine trying to run it on a Core2Duo.... It looks great though, although I actually turned the bloom and particle effects down just because they were driving me insane, they're just too exaggerated for my tastes.

[Wyrm]

You've never thought of some chick grinding her heels into your junk?

That's one of the simplest pleasures of masochism.

Now being suspended by hooks lightly over a bed of nails which ever so gingerly kiss your soft flesh whilst wearing a tight fitting chastity belt as part of arousal denying. That's the real kinky shit.

I used to get my ex to hit me in the balls (sometimes) but never stomp on them.


Uh.....

[Wyrm]

Really? Only bug I've seen is a few floating pebbles so far

It really is a bitch to run though. It maxes out my Core2Quad, I can only imagine trying to run it on a Core2Duo.... It looks great though, although I actually turned the bloom and particle effects down just because they were driving me insane, they're just too exaggerated for my tastes.

The only thing I saw that was potentially serious was getting stuck on random poles and stuff.
And the spawn points are retarded.

While I was watching, my mate re-spawned and an enemy spawned ON TOP OF HIS HEAD.

Also, who are you again?

[Sprung]

Sometimes I feel that, perhaps, I shouldn't have recommended Sprung to get Mass Effect... what I've done, what I've done!

When I am broke, naked and in the gutter clinging to a broken 360 controller and my last remaining Mass Effect novel, I will still have my cardboard sign that says "Thank you Cookie Monster!" scrolled in magic marker.

[Raype]

I used to get my ex to hit me in the balls (sometimes) but never stomp on them.

Uh.....

Tell me she at least used a ping pong paddle. Or squeezed them while wearing a leather glove. Or something.

It ain't kinky unless it leaves a mark. And that's why I can't remove my shirt in public. MY BODY IS A TEMPLE TO PAIN.

[Wyrm]

When I am broke, naked and in the gutter clinging to a broken 360 controller and my last remaining Mass Effect novel, I will still have my cardboard sign that says "Thank you Cookie Monster!" scrolled in magic marker.

Do you live anywhere near Sesame Street?

That would be so perfect.

[Wyrm]

Tell me she at least used a ping pong paddle. Or squeezed them while wearing a leather glove. Or something.

It ain't kinky unless it leaves a mark. And that's why I can't remove my shirt in public. MY BODY IS A TEMPLE TO PAIN.

I had a ping pong paddle........

And I'm covered in scars. Mostly on my back, but a few rug burns on the knees.

[Sprung]

Do you live anywhere near Sesame Street?

That would be so perfect.

[Wyrm]

"Mommy, mommy, look! That hobo-midget knows Cookie Monster!"

[Sprung]

"Mommy, mommy, look! That hobo-midget knows Cookie Monster!"

If your mommy will join me in the gutter, I'll show her the real Monster

[Wyrm]

If your mommy will join me in the gutter, I'll show her the real Monster

[Sprung]

I like that EP RP thread. I call it the 'eep erp".

It makes me happy.

[Sprung]

cannot stop watching....