The Titout: Those Damn Things Hang Lower Than Balls.

[Stark]

Is the glass half full, or half empty?

[Drageuth]

Is the glass half full, or half empty?

My glass is completely empty at the moment.

> needs more beer

[Tanthias]

Is the glass half full, or half empty?

Trick question. The glass is an illusion, and does not really exist.

[Stark]

Trick question. The glass is an illusion, and does not really exist.

But if thats the case, what am I drinking?

Also

[Tanthias]

But if thats the case, what am I drinking?

Also

You are drinking out of a bottle.

Alternatively, you are drinking nothing, and just believe that you are.

[Zaladane]

beer....

BEER

[Stark]

You are drinking out of a bottle.

Alternatively, you are drinking nothing, and just believe that you are.

You are oddly accurate. I was drinking out of a bottle, but that was yesterday

Darn it, I came here because I couldn't sleep, and now I'm on here I feel tired Best go, since I have work in the morning, g'night.

[Tanthias]

You are oddly accurate. I was drinking out of a bottle, but that was yesterday

Darn it, I came here because I couldn't sleep, and now I'm on here I feel tired Best go, since I have work in the morning, g'night.

*bows*

Night Stark-dono

[Drageuth]

beer....

BEER

Beer?!

[Nemkoon]

DOUBLE BEER!

[Zaladane]

Actually I've been drinking much less. More often but less at once.

[Zaladane]

DOUBLE BEER!

Fuck that.

Boiler makers!!!!

[Drageuth]

Actually I've been drinking much less. More often but less at once.

I've been drinking more infrequently, but having more when I do.
Then again, when you really only drink once every month or two, it doesn't really matter by that point. Three beers and I'm pretty buzzed.

[Nemkoon]

DOUBLE KEG OF BEER!

[Englebert3rd]

Screw your beer, guys! I've got my 1/4 full Ben & Jerry Chocolate Brownie!