If it makes you feel better, I'm likely going to have to fight them anyway. For my pride and to see what they drop. My fucking stupid pride. And I probably have to fall in a hole to do it. Which sounds the opposite of fun.
And considering how much I hate this area, It's going to be a bitch. Fucking ceiling slimes. Fucking Grapples.
Also, these light orbs aren't even fucking bright, which is why I bought them. I better find a lantern soon.
My mouse wheel randomly started zooming in/out instead of scrolling, and my keyboard stopped working.
Reboot fixed it, but still. Weird.
Wait, slimes drop Green titanite?
OH FUCK. Ah well, good thing I got Firebombs and Pyromancies. I should learn more sorceries, but FUCK SO BLAND. Even if they are actually different, OH MAN, SOUL ARROW. HEAVY SOUL ARROW. GREAT SOUL ARROW. 6 FUCKING SOUL ARROWS. 6 FUCKING VARIANTS. Magic Weapon/Shield, Slow Fall, and Demon's Prank (Dark edition).
Pyromancy is actually amusing. OH SHIT, I'M AN IRON GOLEM, TIME TO PUNCH EVERYONE IN THE UNDEAD CATHEDRAL IN THE FACE. (Yes, I did this. I was amused, and that's all that matters) Also, best catalyst ever.![]()
Hey worm, you need to hurry and get yer net man, me Kouen and King are having fun in unreal tournament, it was nuts today![]()