The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

[Kouen Hasuki]

Is something still rotten there, or did they fix that smell?

Regardless, I expect news of prostitution and rampant drug use.

I'll try my best

[Raype]

Good.

And now i must be off to work.

JAWBS.

DEY SAWK.

[Inferno.]

You gonna play system link? Wish I had another copy so I could get my roommate to play with me. I would replay it if I could play co-op. Regardless, sounds like fun man. Is this the first time she'll meet the folks?

Nah just split screen. We played GoW3 splitscreen round hers last weekend and it was all good.

And yeah, first time she'll meet my parents. I met hers last week.

[Beelzebub]

Good.

And now i must be off to work.

JAWBS.

DEY SAWK.

My 3-day weekend is drawing to close. A new sucky work-week is dawning. Enjoy your day at work Ray.

[Beelzebub]

Nah just split screen. We played GoW3 splitscreen round hers last weekend and it was all good.

And yeah, first time she'll meet my parents. I met hers last week.

Yeah bud, unfortunately it's not split-screen like Borderlands is.

[Inferno.]

Yeah bud, unfortunately it's not split-screen like Borderlands is.

Dead Island isn't split screen?

[Beelzebub]

Dead Island isn't split screen?

Nope, LIVE or System Link only.

[Inferno.]

Nope, LIVE or System Link only.

Bollocks. No Dead Island this weekend then.

[Beelzebub]

Bollocks. No Dead Island this weekend then.

Well, now you have some time to think of something else to do. There's gotta be some kinda other fun multiplayer game you guys could play. Or you could do something non-game related.

[Inferno.]

She wants to play God of War III anyway since she doesn't have a PS3. I'll just watch her play that instead.

[Beelzebub]

She wants to play God of War III anyway since she doesn't have a PS3. I'll just watch her play that instead.

There ya go mate, that definitely sounds like a plan. Go with whatever she feels like doing.

[Inferno.]

She did want to play Dead Island co-op as well but I don't have two 360s so I can't do that.

[Beelzebub]

She did want to play Dead Island co-op as well but I don't have two 360s so I can't do that.

Do you have two TVs/Monitors? If so, then why can't she just bring over her 360. She has one right?

[Inferno.]

Do you have two TVs/Monitors? If so, then why can't she just bring over her 360. She has one right?

She does, but I don't own Dead Island and neither does she. So we would have to source two copies of the game.

[Inferno.]

And she lives about 3 hours away, so lugging a 360 to mine isn't the best idea in the world.