The Hairy Balls-Out: No Seriously, Get Them Shaved

[Pickles]

I've been sexless since my birthday and have been ass kicking games left right and center, Now would be the perfect time to pick up demons souls.

[Cosmic]

Downloading bootlegs of The Cure. Fuck yes, Robert Smith.

[Raype]

Speaking of womens.

Log into FB
Notice my nephew is now dating some chick.
Check her image
JAILBAIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA
I am severely proud.

Also, I have it on good authority she has a tongue piercing. It's an odd thing to realize he's likely getting sucked off at the back of the bus on the trip home.

But hey, that just makes him cooler in my book.

[Stark]

Speaking of womens.

Log into FB
Notice my nephew is now dating some chick.
Check her image
JAILBAIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA
I am severely proud.

Also, I have it on good authority she has a tongue piercing. It's an odd thing to realize he's likely getting sucked off at the back of the bus on the trip home.

But hey, that just makes him cooler in my book.

I've got a 2 nieces that have had children now with their significant others. Its a scary thing to see younger relatives than you actually having children

[Zaladane]

That's actually a creepy thing to hear from (most) EP members

yeah I guess so eh

Just goes to show I've never been good at the whole mushy thing either

[Raype]

Word.

Most of the people I knew in my youth that I'm still in contact with happen to be parents.

Oh well.

/disposable income, sleep filled nights, kinky sex and videogames.

[Raype]

yeah I guess so eh

Just goes to show I've never been good at the whole mushy thing either

But how will you find a kindhearted cougar who will take you in and make you a proper gentleman if you aren't good at mushyness?

...

Note to self: Pen romantic comedy concerning upper class woman who falls for hobo and attempts to pass him off as a classy gentleman. Potential titles: Lady and the Tramp, Homeless is where the heart is (potential tagline as well?), Rags and Riches, Spare some love?

[Zaladane]

I have an old friend on FB, she lives in Ontario and her wall message last week was "having lunch today with the premier" good god, she used to be such a party whore. People grow up I guess. Well except me.



Oh and my response to that was to "play footsies with him under the table"

[Zaladane]

But how will you find a kindhearted cougar who will take you in and make you a proper gentleman if you aren't good at mushyness?

...

Note to self: Pen romantic comedy concerning upper class woman who falls for hobo and attempts to pass him off as a classy gentleman. Potential titles: Lady and the Tramp, Homeless is where the heart is (potential tagline as well?), Rags and Riches, Spare some love?

That's actually not a bad idea at all. Me wants royalties!!!


You can pay me in sandwiches!!!

[Raype]

I have an old friend on FB, she lives in Ontario and her wall message last week was "having lunch today with the premier" good god, she used to be such a party whore. People grow up I guess. Well except me.

Oh and my response to that was to "play footsies with him under the table"

I'd say it's high time Canada had another sex scandal.

If she can get in a three way with the PM, she'd have my respect. And the contents of my change jar.

That's actually not a bad idea at all. Me wants royalties!!!


You can pay me in sandwiches!!!

'round here we call that the CBC Actor's Special.

[Tassadar]

Some guy I used to be friends with but he moved away and was talking to recently is now a father of twins, I'm only a few months younger than him, feels weird man.

[Andy_Jerk]

Yeah I used to be jealous of younger couples having children, but now it's much more like being on Safari and observing the behavior of a primitive species.

[Tassadar]

I'm not jealous it just surprises me to find out when somebody has children.

[Andy_Jerk]

I'm not jealous it just surprises me to find out when somebody has children.

My comment wasn't directed at you; just the general conversation. Usually I quote Ray's remarks and try to harmonize, but I thought I would mix it up this time.

[Tassadar]

My comment wasn't directed at you; just the general conversation. Usually I quote Ray's remarks and try to harmonize, but I thought I would mix it up this time.

Alrighty then.